gay vampire suck: the interactive novel

[Abnormal]

Horatio's eyes widened, terrified, as he inquisitively whispered, "Who are you?"

[dilly]

Suddently, a thunderstorm swept in, causing the gays to fall to their knees. Looking through the piercing droplets, Horatio could see that the men he knew from his past were being washed away, two new men to replace them.

[sev]

"Hoo!", One of the men barked, "Hah!" The other chimed in. The two of them spun around three times, finally striking a flamboyant pose — one man on the others shoulders, as they shouted in unison, "Hoo hah! We are the FIGHTING LIGHTNING BROTHERS! Your quest for the book of foreskins ends here! Gay vampire! Horatio!" Horatio's eyes widened in shock, almost in as much shock as the world around the three men in the presence of the cacophonous and deadly storm looming atop the trees.

[Sheepy]

"Albert? Pickles!? What did you do to them? I'll kill you!" Horatio shouts as he whips out his deadly anal bead nunchucks. They're pink and have the delicate smell of easy slip lubricant.

[dilly]

"We took trophies of our kills!" The fighting lightening brothers rang out in triumpth, reaching down their black, mesh shirts and pulling out their penile necklaces. Horatio gasped in realization, flapping his hand, "SO IT WAS YOU TWO IN NAM YOU BASTARDS"

[sev]

"Yes!", one of the brothers cheered, "It was us!", the other followed. "And now," they continued in unison, "We are going to show you why America should have never joined the war in the first place!" — They locked hands and posed as if waltzing, and took a deep breath, before calling out the name of their final attack: "DEUS EX MACHINA ULTIMATE SECRET TECHNIQUE: REVOLTING ENDLESS MAN-TO-MAN SYNCHRONIZED MAGICAL FLESH TANGO; PART SIXTY-NINE, RETURN FROM HELLA BALLER UNDERWATER VOLCANO". Horatio's eyes again widened in terror.

[Sheepy]

"BEGONE DEMONS!!!" cries Horatio as he pulls down his pants to activate his ultimate power: Clenched over, The Fighting Lightning Brothers are being sucked by a power full wind towards Horatio's gaping asshole like a vaccuum! They struggle almost hopelessly.

[sev]

"GOATSE SECRET TECHNIQUE, FINAL INVERSE CANNON: VIGOROUS ESCAPE TO THE ANAL CANAL!", Horatio shouted, as the men continued to resist, still baffled at their inability to complete their own attack. How could they let their guards down like this? They grimaced in pain pondering their mistakes.

[Abnormal]

"Looks like you're SHIT OUTTA LUCK!!!!!" Horatio screamed as the two brutish brothers drowned in his disgusting shit. They slid out his asshole like slippery dildos. For a moment, Horatio felt proud for mastering his secret technique; alas, his fragile mentality grew frighteningly paranoid and perturbed.

[Philip K Dick]

In spite of his great, filthy victory, Horatio's buttcheeks quivered with exhaustion. He fell to his knees, his vision faltering. Then everything went dark.

[Philip K Dick]

remember to keep it in the past tense guys just  for consistency

[sev]

((whoops sorry i was really tired))

[Philip K Dick]

((you guys are all doing a fantastic job, this is turning out way better than i thought it would!))

[Abnormal]

this is the only reason i'm here anymore. i live for this dude i'm invested as hell in this shit

[rtil]

feel free to leave any time though

[Gladius]

a true artist never abandons his oeuvre

[Sheepy]

(if we can get back to the story now)

Horatio had past out and in the darkness, a vision rises. "Young Horatio, cum forth towards my face." speaks the anonymous spectre of light, glowing in the pitch black void of Horatio's dreams.

[Philip K Dick]

past tense please

[Abnormal]

feel free to leave any time though

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