modern warehousing series

[Sinitron]

this is the game you will be making

it's a warehouse simulator

you need to sort some boxes and shit with random crap in them and put them in the right aisle

if you fail you get fired and have to work at st burgerprostitute 24 which is like a parody of mcdonalds and you flip patties while pimping out your asshole to krauts

if you succeed you get a facebook update proclaiming how good you are at sorting boxes like an ocd faggot

good plan

[redmongoose]

fuck that I'm not making this game you make it

[Sinitron]

no sorry nope you've been drafted you have no say in this matter if you refuse you will be shot

[Necronomitr0n]

360 FORKLIFTING [MLG] xXEPiiLEPTIKx [N2O] MINITAGE XTREME SPEEDZ

[Greenkitten]

If you preorder it on Steam will you get a TF2 hat?

[Sinitron]

yeah it's a cardboard box with "modern warehousing" written on it

[Gladius]

make the hat useable in non-ancient shitty games and i am sold sport

[ZennyPLUS]

Sold, this is gonna get GOTY.

[Kött]

if you fail you get fired and have to work at st burgerprostitute 24 which is like a parody of mcdonalds and you flip patties while pimping out your asshole to krauts

In that case, however, the protagonist would have to be an 8 year old Thai transvestite covered in shit and semen because I honestly don't know how else people who have the biggest legal redlight district in the world located in their own country would be motivated for sex tourism.