gay vampire suck: the interactive novel

[Kooh]

In an instant, the Vietcong had managed to surround the horny men, they moved in and began to lower their pants as well.

[Philip K Dick]

Then deus ex machina and everyone died except for Horatio, who was immortal.

[rtil]

Horatio was well decorated after the war, but the scarring memory of Long Schlong was forever etched into his mind.

[dilly]

Horatio couldn't stand to carry on his immortal life without the Long Shlong, and sought to bring the gigantic beast back from the dead

[ExistingViolation]

Horatio knew the way to revive Long Shlong was to find a book encased in the foreskin of non jewish men.

[sev]

The book that has been sought after for longer than Horatio has even been alive, a book that could could make the dreams of men, both mortal and immortal alike, become a reality...

[Kooh]

Legend has it that it was buried deep in the vast region of Peru, near the incan temples.

[sev]

As a vampire, Horatio was no stranger to the dark arts — still, though, he'd never tampered with anything on this level; This was a quest that would take all of his effort, safety, and possibly his sanity, pitting him up against enemies he'd never dreamed of facing before and obstacles that would potentially force him to lose sight of his end goal entirely.

[Flash]

Horatio thought for a bit, and chuckled at the thought of actually "losing sight" of Long Schlong's incredibly big cock - "cuz that would be impossible! Ha ha!"

[Kooh]

Licking his lips and adjusting his zipper he proceeded to fly to the mystic lands where he would surely revive his lover.

[Philip K Dick]

After a convoluted series of unrelated mishaps, Horatio stepped out from the plane into the bustling airport where his old mentor Excalibur Jones was waiting to punch him in his vulva.

[sev]

"Horatio!", he shouted with joy and walked toward his former pupil, "It is I, Excalibur Jones, your old mentor! I have come here to deliver a breathtaking punch to your vulva!"

[sev]

"Too long, you filthy goddamn fruitcake!", Jones rang back, moving closer to him for a manly, jocular embrace.

[Philip K Dick]

After eighteen minutes of relentless tongue-kissing and dry-humping right there in the airport entrance, Horatio recoiled, thinking "This is way too gay, even for me"

[dilly]

Horatio felt dirty and wrong for falling for such a distraction like Jones, feeling as if his random appearence was all but random

[sev]

He then realized that Excalibur had not actually lived up to his usual greeting statement of punching him in the vulva, which immediately struck him as strange — Excalibur Jones was not a man to break a promise.

[rtil]

"Don't think I can't see your supernatural magic barrier of ethereal hyperdimensional gayness, do you take me for a fool?" Jones said with a smirk.

[sev]

Forcing a smirk himself, Horatio chimed back, "So... It has come down to this, has it?" before pulling off his latex glove in a comical, sassy and highly gay fashion.

[dilly]

After a long argument on what accessorizes an outfit more: scarves or caps, Horatio began to lose sight of his mission, but after turning to the sky for guidence and seeing the following



Horatio knew his Shlong was still out there... Somewhere....

[sev]

And with that, Horatio moonwalked past his old mentor; out of the airport and into the street, Horatio had new resolve — His dick was long, and his heart was strong.