worst lyrics you have ever heard

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Wasim

June 5, 2010 11:47 AM
"never let me slip, cause if i slip then i'm slipping"
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

lenko

#1
June 5, 2010 11:56 AM
"III LOOOOVE YOUUUU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST"
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

Kött

#2
June 5, 2010 12:05 PM
[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=The Gazette - Silly God Disco)--][div class=\\\'quotetop\\\']QUOTE(The Gazette - Silly God Disco)[/div][div class=\\\'quotemain\\\'][!--quotec--]wall hereafter
I'm already dead
however I was
saved with the rock[/quote]
:3

lasse

#3
June 5, 2010 02:20 PM
Quote from: vegeta"III LOOOOVE YOUUUU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST"
that entire album

trent bortknob

#4
June 5, 2010 02:20 PM
Quote from: vegeta"III LOOOOVE YOUUUU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST"
there is nothing wrong with that lyric

maybe you think it's an annoying melody but there's nothing actually wrong with the lyric

the guy from wolfmother is probably the worst lyricist i know

"Have you been to the carnival
I would like to see you
Theres a whole lot of people there
Who would like to be you
With the white uncorn, across her shoulder
Makes you think that she might of been
Someone whos older, ahh yeahhh"

Necronomitr0n

#5
June 5, 2010 03:56 PM
"I'mma be brilliant with my millions. Loan out a billion, and get back a trillion."



"Lemonade my town, said, 'Miami, I want yellow carpet'; woke up in the morning fuckin' bought a yellow Aston Martin."



"Jesus died at age 33. But what he didn't do is forget his niggas."

today's post brought to you by http://www.snacksandshit.com/
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

creamcorn

#6
June 5, 2010 04:17 PM
any nirvana song

trent bortknob

#7
June 5, 2010 04:51 PM
im not going to say nirvana has great lyrics but those are seriously the worst ones you've ever heard? you guys seem to think "lyrics that i find annoying" and "the worst lyrics ever" are the same fuckin thing

BluPhoenix

#8
June 5, 2010 05:18 PM
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains"

-shakira
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

creamcorn

#9
June 5, 2010 05:46 PM
well taylor i may not have heard as many lyrics as you have but nirvanas lyrics are the worst ive ever heard

funzop

#10
June 5, 2010 05:51 PM
Quote from: lasse
Quote from: vegeta"III LOOOOVE YOUUUU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST"
that entire album
both of you: fuck off

lenko

#11
June 5, 2010 05:52 PM
explosive kegs are between my legs
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

ansel

#12
June 5, 2010 08:19 PM
Quote from: systech"I'mma be brilliant with my millions. Loan out a billion, and get back a trillion."



"Lemonade my town, said, 'Miami, I want yellow carpet'; woke up in the morning fuckin' bought a yellow Aston Martin."



"Jesus died at age 33. But what he didn't do is forget his niggas."

today's post brought to you by http://www.snacksandshit.com/

goddammit FUCK YOU
now i look like a big faget

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

Necronomitr0n

#13
June 5, 2010 08:26 PM
ansel is gay
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

MarcK

#14
June 5, 2010 09:50 PM
Quote from: Middle-Aged Old-Man
Quote from: vegeta"III LOOOOVE YOUUUU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST"
there is nothing wrong with that lyric

maybe you think it's an annoying melody but there's nothing actually wrong with the lyric
There's plenty wrong with that lyric.

BluPhoenix

#15
June 5, 2010 09:59 PM
Quote from: systechansel is gay
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

jjjjjjjjjj

#16
June 5, 2010 10:01 PM
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7
Quote from: systechansel is gay

Kött

#17
June 5, 2010 10:19 PM
Best fucking song ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y

When purgatory's waiting
And the girl immaculate
The highest of commandments dictates to copulate
No grave is animated, you're buried all alone
So let her work a wonder
And wake your flesh and bone

Resurrection by erection
Raise you phallus to the sky and you never die
It's resurrection by erection
Raise your bone up to the sky and you never gonna die
Halleluja, resurreection

The funeral is caling
The mortuary blow
Between my legs I'm waking
I rise from down below
Why do you think believer
God gave you carnal lust
So pray to get a hard on
Before we turn to dust

The devil and the maiden
Prepare for going wild
The new messiah calling
The purgatory child
Before my flesh is fading
The virgin has a turn
The third of days we're climbing the point of no return

Resurrection by erection
When you wake up from the dead and the angels give a head
Halleluja, resurrection
:3

funzop

#18
June 5, 2010 10:38 PM
Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: Middle-Aged Old-Man
Quote from: vegeta"III LOOOOVE YOUUUU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST"
there is nothing wrong with that lyric

maybe you think it's an annoying melody but there's nothing actually wrong with the lyric
There's plenty wrong with that lyric.
no there isnt YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THE SONG TO UNDERSTAND/ IT ISNT ACTUALLY ABOUT JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOIYTUFOYYTO
Quote from: KottBest fucking song ever
not really

Kött

#19
June 5, 2010 11:03 PM
Quote from: nonzop
Quote from: KottBest fucking song ever
not really
:3
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