worst lyrics you have ever heard

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lenko

#20
June 5, 2010 11:12 PM
Quote from: KottResurrection by erection
Raise you phallus to the sky and you never die
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

Wasim

#21
June 5, 2010 11:29 PM
Ricky, Ricky, Can't you see sometimes your words just hypnotize me
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

lenko

#22
June 5, 2010 11:30 PM
fuckin magnets man how do they work
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

Wasim

#23
June 5, 2010 11:33 PM
move, bitch get out the way
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

funzop

#24
June 5, 2010 11:35 PM Last Edit: June 5, 2010 11:36 PM by nonzop
i dunno if anal cunt belong in the best or worst lyrics thread because if theyre serious then theyre just idiots but if theyre joking then they are satirical and brilliant (although a little try-hard) and like the onion of hardcore music
i mean in interviews he seems dead serious about it all and it doesnt seem like hes putting on a persona or anything
but then theres songs like

Recycling is Gay
YOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOT
WHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAY
I'LL NEVER RECYCLE
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY

MY GARBAGE CAN IS FILLED
WITH PLASTIC, CANS AND GLASS
IF YOU TELL ME TO RECYCLE
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS

RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY
RECYCLING IS GAY

The Internet is Gay
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

Windchimes are Gay
WINDCHIMES ARE GAY

BluPhoenix

#25
June 5, 2010 11:36 PM
Quote from: Kott
I MEEPLED
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

trent bortknob

#26
June 6, 2010 12:16 AM
Quote from: nonzopThe Internet is Gay
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
lmao

MarcK

#27
June 6, 2010 01:37 AM
Quote from: nonzopThe Internet is Gay
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
lmao

zhicago

#28
June 7, 2010 03:37 PM
this thread makes me want to dance


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJOfASCE5p8
awaken! awaken!

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

ThreeStar

#29
June 7, 2010 05:58 PM
i don't know if anybody said owl city but that's the wrost thing i've ever heard, something about a thousand hugs from a swarm of lightning bugs
"gee golly jeepers fred i dindnt know crushen up flintstones vitamens could get u high ahhhhh" -barney rubbs

MarcK

#30
June 7, 2010 06:55 PM
Quote from: ThreeStari don't know if anybody said owl city but that's the wrost thing i've ever heard, something about a thousand hugs from a swarm of lightning bugs
hey guys I don't know the lyrics I hate but I sure hate them!

Mew_User

#31
June 7, 2010 09:55 PM
Quote from: nonzopThe Internet is Gay
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
I giggled.

Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: ThreeStari don't know if anybody said owl city but that's the wrost thing i've ever heard, something about a thousand hugs from a swarm of lightning bugs
hey guys I don't know the lyrics I hate but I sure hate them!
Rude

MarcK

#32
June 7, 2010 11:26 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi
Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: ThreeStari don't know if anybody said owl city but that's the wrost thing i've ever heard, something about a thousand hugs from a swarm of lightning bugs
hey guys I don't know the lyrics I hate but I sure hate them!
Rude
Lude

ThreeStar

#33
June 7, 2010 11:31 PM Last Edit: June 7, 2010 11:31 PM by ThreeStar
Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: Bamyasi
Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: ThreeStari don't know if anybody said owl city but that's the wrost thing i've ever heard, something about a thousand hugs from a swarm of lightning bugs
hey guys I don't know the lyrics I hate but I sure hate them!
Rude
Lude
Bude
"gee golly jeepers fred i dindnt know crushen up flintstones vitamens could get u high ahhhhh" -barney rubbs

Fuzz

#34
June 8, 2010 03:34 AM
Quote from: ThreeStar
Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: Bamyasi
Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: ThreeStari don't know if anybody said owl city but that's the wrost thing i've ever heard, something about a thousand hugs from a swarm of lightning bugs
hey guys I don't know the lyrics I hate but I sure hate them!
Rude
Lude
Bude
Nude

retrosmash

#35
June 8, 2010 04:28 AM
Quote from: Fuzz
Quote from: ThreeStar
Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: Bamyasi
Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: ThreeStari don't know if anybody said owl city but that's the wrost thing i've ever heard, something about a thousand hugs from a swarm of lightning bugs
hey guys I don't know the lyrics I hate but I sure hate them!
Rude
Lude
Bude
Nude
Dude!

Philip K Dick

#36
June 8, 2010 04:46 AM
yo
yo yo
dis be mc hulgz
yo
yo
i am so rude cause i am nude
being so lude is hella bude
put ur hands in tha air and shout like you're a dude

Necronomitr0n

#37
June 8, 2010 05:00 AM
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Lauch

#38
June 8, 2010 03:51 PM
Quote from: nonzopif theyre serious
are you retarded?
QUOTE (rumble @ Aug 8 2009, 06:00 PM)
next thing you know, this faggot will probably be begging for acceptance @ The Back Alleys.

altho, the back alleys is not a group, it's a forum for gay ss members to act 10x gayer.

Taokaka

#39
June 8, 2010 07:40 PM
i fed a fish to a pelican at frisco bay it tried to eat my cell phone
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