Stupid things you did when you were 5 or so.

[Hammi]

he sat on the floor eating

man he must have had some bad manners eating off of the floor what a piece of shit

nah, working-class pakistanis traditionally sit on the floor when they eat like japs do only without table

also they dont eat off of the floor which is just nasty, maybe indians do that but not us

[loon]

wouldnt that cause some serious chronic back pain if you do that for a whole lifetime?

[Hammi]

nah not really, unless you lean towards objects which would put a lot of unnecessary weight on that body part youre relying on

you just sit with your legs crossed and finish your food, your back can endure it anytime so theres no problem here

[Greenkitten]

I locked the back door so my mum couldn't get back inside, then I cried but she couldn't get in. she couldn't kick in the door because I was standing next to it and was watching her through the glass panels. in the end she had to jump the fence and ask the neighbours for some wires or some shit to pick the lock on the front door.

[salutations]

yeah torturing animals is usually a sign you're going to grow up and become a rapist or serial killer JUS SAYN

-i think i already told you guys about how i was on animal planet once and i got a really easy question wrong
-i let my sister cut my hair and she shaved half of it off
-i ran into a table and knocked a tooth out
-i used the boys bathroom on my first day at a new elementary school. i didnt see the girls bathroom and i didnt question why there were boys in the bathroom i just ran in the stall and peed all over the floor.
-i was so gullible i would always let other kids borrow my things and they would never give them back

[ChrisZito]

Fell down a flight of stairs and broken my chin. When I came back from the hospital a week later after getting stitches, I fell down the same flight of stairs and reopened my stitches.

Third time is not the charm my friends.

[Necronomitr0n]

in 5th grade I shaved one of my eyebrows off without even thinking about it

[Daveb0t]

"you stop eating crap!"
by: Critic49
date: July 5, 2008

and watching prno. and hanging out with fred. he's evil. and you could also- *you slam door on me*

[Ross]

My dad convinced me that the factories with smoke coming out of them were "Cloud Factories".  This of course is where they made all kinds of clouds for the sky.

Also when I was 1 I pissed in my dads slipper.  He got a wet surprise that following morning.

[fatbadger]

I was bitten in the face by a duck. I obviously cried, stupid family did nothing but take pictures of the duck in question.

[BloodyCheery]

-i was so gullible i would always let other kids borrow my things and they would never give them back

I snorted Coke Cola 'cause I was really bored and wanted to see if I could drink through my nose. Yeah, fun stuff.
Also I grew up believing that if you got married and kissed right when they told you to, the bride got pregnant. That was until I discovered sex on late night HBO. I was a very bright child back then.  

[PocketIllust]

at 5 years old i was still watching barney off  and on.

i regret it to this day. D:

[Necronomitr0n]

at 5 years old i was still watching barney off  and on.

i regret it to this day. D:

uh








that's perfectly normal, it's a kids show

[ansel]

at 5 years old i was still watching barney off  and on.

i regret it to this day. D:

Just like I regret pretending to be a train! [spoiler]I don't[/spoiler]

It sure is gay that you watched a program aimed at young children... WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG CHILD! [spoiler]no it isn't, fuck off[/spoiler]

[salutations]

I snorted Coke

you were a hardcore 5 year old !!!!!!

[jjjjjjjjjj]

I snorted some of this stuff up my nose

[PocketIllust]

at 5 years old i was still watching barney off  and on.

i regret it to this day. D:

Just like I regret pretending to be a train! [spoiler]I don't[/spoiler]

It sure is gay that you watched a program aimed at young children... WHEN YOU WERE A YOUNG CHILD! [spoiler]no it isn't, fuck off[/spoiler]

sure thing bra

[InsaneX]

I was bitten in the face by a duck. I obviously cried, stupid family did nothing but take pictures of the duck in question.

pwnert

[Katasaki]

I apparently thought throwing glass bottles that were half shattered was cool.

almost lost my pinky.

[zNelson24]

I snorted Coke

you were a hardcore 5 year old !!!!!!

Caffine through the nose hurts! But at least you man enough to put up with that, unlike todays kids trying to snort smarties.