Stupid things you did when you were 5 or so.

[zNelson24]

I remember when I was young, I loved soda! If it wasent in a sealed can, I drank it. Didnt care whose it was, or how much was in it; I see Coke, I drink Coke.

And I flushed a Game Boy down the commode (and those things were $170 at the time). Anyone else did something dumb at an early age?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

what the hell kind of giant toilet can fit a game boy in its pipe

[billy]

probably a gameboy pocket

[zNelson24]

what the hell kind of giant toilet can fit a game boy in its pipe

It didnt go through. It was just dropped and flushed. You could still pick it out with your hands (if your willing).

[Casey Pixmintro]

I threw tantrums when I couldn't have my Thomas the Tank Engine. :P

[SHADOWFOX2]

Rolling down the stairs backwards at my parent's old apartment.
For some reason I thought it was a good idea to look at the bottom of my feet at the top of the stairs.
It was fun looking at everything spin through the side though, and I didn't get hurt during the many times I did it.

[Crabarms]

I hit bars with a yo yo and it would wrap around and I would pull it back. Usually
it came back and hit me, but it was entertaining.

Took my brothers insulin needle and stuck it in a bee and withdrew it...

Put coins in the tv. The noise was pretty crappy after it.

[Michelle]

i have a really bad complex about this kind of topic believe it or not

among lighter memories- i use to always think you had to marry your sibling. I would tell everyone that I was gonna marry my older brother, LOL

i might have posted about that already though

[texas]

i had a spider man action figure that talked and i tried to feed it fruit punch and after that it talked in a scary way

[Flash]

I attempted to flush my biggest 1st grade nemesis' shoe down the toilet but of course our school had really small toilets and it didn't work

[Daveb0t]

I killed my parents

[trent bortknob]

my brothers and i had a game called "roll down the stairs"

you'll probably never guess how we played it


one time when i was 6 or 7 i cried because my parents got me a video game i didnt like

i dont remember why exactly because i've never really been into videogames so i dont know what brought me to tears

[rtil]

i called trees broccoli and vice versa

i also thought ham grew on ham trees, but that\\\'s only because my parents told me that (god damnit)

[emanhattan]

I broke one of my transformers while trying to return it to animal form.

[Necronomitr0n]

i stuck a butterknife in the speaker of our first tv so my parents had to get a really expensive sound system cause they didn't want to shell out for a new tv

also i once fell back on the floor and cracked the back of my head open on our brick fireplace

also

i had a spider man action figure that talked and i tried to feed it fruit punch and after that it talked in a scary way

lmao

[RobHalford]

I used to throw tantrums all the time during a hockey game.

When I was in net and someone scored on me, I'd chase them down the ice and sometimes slash them with my stick.

I slashed this one kid pretty hard in the knee when I was like 7. My parents suspended me for 3 games.

[99]

I yelled out at one of Pres. Clinton's anti-drug abuse rallies, "WHAT ARE DRUGS?"

Later into his term, I asked super-duper loud in a grocery store line, "WHY IS PRESIDENT CLINTON IN TROUBLE?  AND WHY ARE PEOPLE MAD AT HIM FOR SMOKING CIGARS?"

[GenTrigger]

5? A lot of that is a blur... I only remember vaguely putting coats, blankets, etc. over my head and thinking up adventures and making the sound effects out loud.

Sword fights in jets hell yes~

I was a pretty embarrassing little snot.

[tmk]

I used to chew gum I found on the underside of tables

also, I would pick my nose and roll up the contents to try and make a huge wad

[Mushroomboy5]

As a child I had a weak stomach and would vomit on a regular basis.