Stupid things you did when you were 5 or so.

[shura]

i think when i was 5 or so i saw a pregnant woman in the grocery store and i asked my mom why her stomach was so big. My mom told me that the woman was pregnant and was going to have a baby. I then went up to this really fat guy with a huge stomach and was like "wow, How many babies are YOU pregnant with?"

[InsaneX]

i think when i was 5 or so i saw a pregnant woman in the grocery store and i asked my mom why her stomach was so big. My mom told me that the woman was pregnant and was going to have a baby. I then went up to this really fat guy with a huge stomach and was like "wow, How many babies are YOU pregnant with?"

lmfao

[leone]

i asked my grandma for a nintendo 64 for christmas
when I opened her present up it was a gameboy pocket

I yelled "I DONT WANT THIS" and threw it at the ground

[emanhattan]

I loved power rangers when I was like 6

and I went to school in my power ranger costume everyday

oh boy what wild antics I had

[Hammi]

I loved power rangers when I was like 6

and I went to school in my power ranger costume everyday

oh boy what wild antics I had

el power ranger [size=]ariba[/size]

[jjjjjjjjjj]

I stomped a lil birdy to death  

This reminds me.
I put salt on a slug cause my older friend told me to.  I then proceeded to cry as I watched it writhe in slimy agony and dissolve.

this except i didnt cry i did it again and again also me and my brother shot a frog with a bb gun several times in its back.

also i threw a hammer at my brothers head because we were having a shoe war throwing shoes and stuff at eachother and the hammer just HAPPENED to be there.

[Flash]

I loved power rangers when I was like 6

and I went to school in my power ranger costume everyday

oh boy what wild antics I had

el power ranger [size=]ariba[/size]

oléned

[emanhattan]

hahaha

[trent bortknob]

it seems like everyone was a spoiled brat when they were little kids

if i saw myself when i was 5 i would probably beat the shit out of myself

[Daveb0t]

I hid empty soda cans under the couch

[emanhattan]

when I was 4 I was in a slider and I almost hit my head with a fence that was in front of it as I descended.

and then a fat guy fell too and pushed my face into the fence

and Ive got a sexy ass scar in one of my eyebrows ever since

[ansel]

I've mentioned my train obsession once or twice I think. I wanted to BE a train. Thomas da Tank Engine 24/7, wooden tracks, all kinds of wackiness

I really must scan some of my drawings, it would probably reveal some sort of brain disorder

[billy]

i never did all this gay shit all of you seem to have done

i never killed animals as all of you little shits seem to have done

just wonderin did ur parents forget to raise you?

i mean ssaf its obvious (i mean he turned out gay) but the rest of you didn\\\'t get raised by your parents either?

[rtil]

i never hurt a soul when i was a kiddo

[YungJazz]

This kid in my neighborhood pissed me off, we used to fight over the attention of this girl in our own stupid kindergarten way, and i stood on a chair, put a Snickers in the microwave until it was hot, took it outside and threw it at the side of the kid's head. He cried and ran home and shit. I thought I was being hardcore, now I'm just like how the fuck did a 5 year old even come up with that

[billy]

This kid in my neighborhood pissed me off, we used to fight over the attention of this girl in our own stupid kindergarten way, and i stood on a chair, put a Snickers in the microwave until it was hot, took it outside and threw it at the side of the kid's head. He cried and ran home and shit. I thought I was being hardcore, now I'm just like how the fuck did a 5 year old even come up with that

holy shit thats so gangster i want to try that

[GenTrigger]

I never hurt any animals when I was a kid.

I guess I missed out on that "experience"

[RobHalford]

I never hurt any animals when I was a kid.

I guess I missed out on that "experience"

I remember killing an earthworm and crying.

[funzop]

i was a good kid i used to bring goldfish to ant hills then come back later and see what happened
i played mario for the first time and was scared shitless of everything
i had a chest of drawers fall on me
i broke my ankle riding my bicycle barefoot
i had no idea what pokemon was so i kept bugging this kid to tell me what team rocket were and he spit on me
i shook up sodas that were in stores because i like bubbles
i bit everyone

i never hurt anything except eating a couple ants
thomas was the shit btw

[rtil]

i never hurt anything except eating a couple ants

what about the goldfish