DID THAT DICK HURT WHEN IT WENT DOWN YOUR THROAT?

[ansel]

hey dad

Masta HLG: sup rtils dad
tenchiotaku3: Are You A Hacker Too
Masta HLG: no man
Masta HLG: its cool daddy-o
tenchiotaku3: don't lie, i can see your real screen name "MastaHLG"
Masta HLG: uh
Masta HLG: whats my fake screen name
tenchiotaku3: cool daddy-o
tenchiotaku3: do you play that on the X Box?
Masta HLG: lmfso
Masta HLG: yeah man
Masta HLG: im totally into that xbox baloney
tenchiotaku3: i knew it
tenchiotaku3: my son is SO dead
Masta HLG: whys that master miller?
tenchiotaku3: hanging out with hackers in the internets , that is going to make my phone bill go through the ROOF
tenchiotaku3: no more computers and x box game for him
tenchiotaku3: and you are Blocked
tenchiotaku3: so stop talking to me
Masta HLG: dont insinuate
Masta HLG: that im a hacker
Masta HLG: ...bro
Masta HLG: i dont even play on xbox live!
Masta HLG: i dont even know
Masta HLG: what the interent is
Masta HLG: huh
Masta HLG: proxy
Masta HLG: whats thta
Masta HLG: whats an md5 hash
Masta HLG: what the hell is a salt
Masta HLG: give up the ghost ryan your games over

tenchiotaku3: just the other day i got an Electronic-mail
tenchiotaku3: do you know what that is huh
Masta HLG: nope
tenchiotaku3: in my virtual Inbox
tenchiotaku3: that means it is on the web
Masta HLG: it sounds hi-tech
Masta HLG: whats a web
tenchiotaku3: more than you will ever know
tenchiotaku3: i can't tell you
tenchiotaku3: sorry
tenchiotaku3: BITCH
Masta HLG: rude!

I never tire of reading this

[funzop]

lmao

[redmongoose]

do you think this knife will hurt when I shove it into the middle of your collarbone and drag it down your sternum to rip you open like a medicine cabinet?

[Greenkitten]

do you think this knife will hurt when I shove it into the middle of your collarbone and drag it down your sternum to rip you open like a medicine cabinet?

I hope there is morphine in that medicine cabinet.