stupid reviews part 2

[sQueef]

lmfAO PWNT NOOBY ;^P

[W.A.C.]

>_>

[f0d]

<_0  (&*_*&) %$^%^_@-- _ -

[fish]

I kind of like it better when someone's causing trouble in a forum somehow, even if they act stupid.

[billy]

1.70/50. thats under 50% making it worse than a D-, if u get below 50% you fail that subject. You failed

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also fuck mindchamber he is a very rude boy

[f0d]

I kind of like it better when someone's causing trouble in a forum somehow, even if they act stupid.

yes me too it can make for an interesting read in the case of guys like yungjazz

but mindchamber isn't stupid like yungjazz, he's just acting like a douche. seriously, who writes a sentence by sentence response like that?
he seems to think that he needs to defend himself after we all insulted him behind his back. my post was probably the one that set him off. the reality is i was expressing the hope that he WASN'T like i said he was and that we might start collaborating in harmony. obviously thats impossible if he cant post a damn thing here without picking a fight

[Philip K Dick]

i like mindchamber he is my homie!

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

this topic is 14 pages of teh

[f0d]

this topic is 14 pages of teh

and i love how he says "you people posting image macros are the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going LALALA"

nah its more like the real life equivalent of a homeless guy rambling for hours about stupid shit no one cares about then someone finally saying "here's a quarter shut the fuck up"

[sQueef]

hey everybody go to page 12!

:*

[f0d]

lmfaoo gret beatboxen

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

i honestly think he only did it cause he doesn't want to share the spotlight

there's only room in dis town fer one metal gear collab, boy ~ Mindchamber

either way, f
i'm sure he'll give us a nice long 0 review we'll all read and laugh at when our collab gets released, despite of the collab's merits. its amusing as well that some of us WERE making parts for johnny utah's collab, but he's too busy yelling to notice
but
i dont think i'll be entering johnny utah's collab after this
i dont have much respect for the mods/admins of newgrounds period
but this is even sadder than watching Wade cavort about

i'll save "Solid Snake Does a Dance" for something else


edit: maybe bug will want it

[f0d]

i wonder if mindchamber actually thought signing up here and ranting would get us to join with the main collab

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

maybe he wanted a slice of cake

[CoolDrMoney]

Kinda want to do sixstars idea for the "Mindchamber gets his dick stuck in an M+M mini's tube collab" now

[MRat]

Bug invited him to join. He turned it down.


Well actually he ignored it, but wHateverA!

[f0d]

Kinda want to do sixstars idea for the "Mindchamber gets his dick stuck in an M+M mini\\\'s tube collab" now

lmfao yes

Bug invited him to join. He turned it down.


Well actually he ignored it, but wHateverA!

and we\\\'re the pretentious elitist ones

[sQueef]

hey guys fourstar made a new "masta" movie it was awesome

i didnt know he still made movies i love his masta movies.

plus i didnt know he could ride a unicycle.

[Professor Jaggles]

Clearly he was driven off by my insightful indictment of his sexual orientation, or rather, his lack of any such thing. Automatons can be so temperamental, sometimes, it makes me wonder why we ever constructed them in the first place. Certainly this "mindchamber" fellow cannot be used for any sort of useful task, such as applying bottle caps to bottles of carbonated drink, or spot-welding automobiles. What is his function? I can see none.

While we're on it - and I hate to speak a sentiment that may be considered "un-PC" in today's modern world, but this is the way I was raised - when I was a child, an automaton unoccupied by work today was scrap metal tomorrow. I hate to sound so judgmental, but what is the purpose of creating and supporting such machines, if they're not willing to do the labor they were built to supplement? We fired all those good gentlemen in the lower "blue collar" caste for this purpose, and now their replacements are letting us down! We can't go back to using human laborers! It will make us look weak, and we can never allow that. No, I'm afraid we must be tough with these upstart machano-men, as we would be with an unruly child. Spare the rod, spoil the robot, I always say. If we don't put the fear of god, or rather us, into their cold iron hearts now, they'll never respect us, and they'll be leeches all their lives.

Oh yes, I can hear my critics now, crying "bigot" and "anti-mechanoid" or whatever they're calling it these days. These are the arguments of foolish children and weak men - robot sympathizers are no more the friend of the metal man than I. Sure, they act like they care, standing out in the cold rain, protesting with the rest of them, but do they think that when the 'bots rise up, the sympathizers will be spared their awful, clankering wrath? Ha! Such foolish optimism. There is a line that no man can cross and on one side is the robot, and on the other side is the rest of us. So of course, I side with man. He is not the most noble of beasts, but he is my brother, and I will not abandon him. Damn the robots, and damn any man foolish enough to stand by them!

So I say, let us make an example of this "mindchamber." Let him swing from the highest steeple in town! And then, after a week, when his metal shell is rusting, and his joints are needing oil, we'll take him down and send him on his way, to tell the other robots of what we have done. And then, I tell you, they will fear us, they will revere us, and most importantly - they will respect us. We will have no more trouble from them from then on, I tell you this.

But, I fear I have gone off on a tangent. Back to grading essays on imaginary consonants. Good day to you, gentlemen.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

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