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Started by mishkamash, January 15, 2008 03:54 PM

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zomfgbie

i think british infantry is number 1 or 2.

SAS is the number 1 special forces unit. 20% of soldiers apply, 3% pass.
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

MRat

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Quote from: FreekCi think british infantry is number 1 or 2.

SAS is the number 1 special forces unit. 20% of soldiers apply, 3% pass.

1 percent get into Canada's JTF 2 everyyear. The guy who won the Ultra Iron Man in 1981 applied in, and they rejected him because he wasn't fit enough :/

but those in it basically just knife people alot. thats like JTF2's entire purpose. the SAS bombsquads are brilliant though. a scot from the SAS is was posted to the base in the Netherlands where I went to school, and his little squad thing did a demonstration for our school once, and it was like art.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

zomfgbie

Quote from: MRatThe guy who won the Ultra Iron Man in 1981 applied in, and they rejected him because he wasn't fit enough :/

jeez. it is true though. special forces soldiers are just mental, mental heroes.

i know a guy in my regiment who applied. said they just tortured him for 4 weeks, and he failed

SAS selection actually involves undergoing physical and mental torture
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

psi43

Well, we Germans are on #1 in the ranking list in gassing jews.

MRat

Quote from: ΨPsi43Well, we Germans are on #1 in the ranking list in gassing jews.

ahahahahahaha. got that right! *high five*



as for the torture thing, they do that in JTF2 as well. They put in in isolation for a week and slowly release like nerve gas and other toxins in, then they play sounds and shit and release insect and other slight annoyances and test how you overreact and stuff. They all personality test each applicant. So if you don't have the pefect personality, they boot you out.

something they are suprisingly lax on is history of crime though, haha. they have a pretty loose policy of let bygones be bygones, which i always found odd.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

trent bortknob


MRat

Quote from: tayloroh my god

i don't think they'd let God in. that guys a jerk, and they're pretty anti-jerk it seems.
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CoolDrMoney

Arby's is fuckin gross. Friggin rubbery roast beef and dick lickin sauce!

Now Waltz Roast Beef is the fast food you gotta eat slow  
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"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

CoolDrMoney

Arby's is fuckin gross. Friggin rubbery roast beef and dick lickin sauce!

Now Waltz Roast Beef is the fast food you gotta eat slow  
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

CoolDrMoney

Arby's is fuckin gross. Friggin rubbery roast beef and dick lickin sauce!

Now Waltz Roast Beef is the fast food you gotta eat slow  
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

Nadroj0711

Arby's is fuckin gross. Friggin rubbery roast beef and dick lickin sauce!

Now Waltz Roast Beef is the fast food you gotta eat slow  
'ello gov'na

retrosmash

Arby's будет fuckin большим. Говядина roast Friggin rubbery и соус lickin dick! Теперь waltz говядина roast, котор будет едой из закусочных вы gotta ест медленное

Nadroj0711

Arby\\\'s은 심한fuckin이다. Friggin고무 같은 로스트 쇠고기와 d잊klickin소스! 지금 왈츠 로스트 쇠고기는 너가 느렸던 먹는것을 얻은 간이 식품 이다

The Arby\\\'s is the serious fuckin. The Friggin the rubber it is same with su thu the beef and d Ij klickin source! wal chu With su thu the beef you is slow now and it is a fast food which gets the fact that it eats  

lmfao
'ello gov'na

MRat

I think I just peed a little.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG