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Started by mishkamash, January 15, 2008 03:54 PM

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mishkamash

[size=]shadowfox's 18th b-day hoorahdfgjdifgfijgfuck you[/size]
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

MRat

Quote from: MishkaMash[size=]shadowfox's 18th b-day hoorahdfgjdifgfijgfuck you[/size]


fuck me?! NO SIR! FUCK YOU!


haoy birthday Fox
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Nadroj0711

'ello gov'na

SHADOWFOX2

Haha thanks a lot everyone! I can get thrown in jail now!!
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

MRat

Quote from: SHADOWFOX2[font= \\\"Tahoma\\\"]Haha thanks a lot everyone! I can get thrown in jail now!![/font]


OH BOY!
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Nadroj0711

and you can smoke!!!
jumpstart your death TODAY!
'ello gov'na

SHADOWFOX2

Yeah I know right? I was already getting calls from the military last year, but now they can actually draft me if an "emergency" occurs. They gave me a card and everything I have to keep...I wouldn't last very long there...at least I don't have a curfew anymore...I don't think...

Nah, smoking's really not for me. Although I like it in bowling alleys 'cause it gives it that atmosphere, I can't see myself doing it
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

zomfgbie

ahh, the military's fun. we just sit around and play cards all day, and when theres a war they'll send an A-bomb in our place.
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

mishkamash

<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Thor

Quote from: SHADOWFOX2Yeah I know right? I was already getting calls from the military last year


The military also kept on bugging me (specifically, the marines).

The calls really slowed down when I told them that I was going to school for art. They stopped calling after I told them this:


"Well, I don't think I'd do that great on the front lines anyways"
"Really, why's that? Are you opposed to the war in Iraq or something?"
"No no, it's not that. I'm actually really... squeemish..."
"Well, uhh.... Tell your friends that I'll.... uhhh... be coming to your school sometime next week."

It's true. I can't watch those surgery shows on TLC :|

MRat

I'd tell them if they put me on the front lines I'd start TK-ing and that I hope they'd kick me from the server. I'd also ask how well guarded the respawn points were, so that I wouldn't get camped.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

SHADOWFOX2

ROFL somehow this has turned into Call of Duty and Battlefield 2! You make me wanna pick up Halo 3 and start playing it again...if I didn't have homework, I would.

But yeah, I'm not a big fan of telling people no, so umm I sounded incredibly unsure on the phone with 'em. It was always a woman who called me too, and always asked me what I thought about joining and if I would consider it. UGH!, and she worked in the same place my mom did, so I knew who it was as soon as they called.

My friends in college took me bowling today. It was pretty fun! Then we went to Arby's, and then went back and played Super Smash Bros Melee...a pretty cool way to end the birthday no?
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

MRat

Quote from: SHADOWFOX2[font= \\\"Tahoma\\\"]ROFL somehow this has turned into Call of Duty and Battlefield 2! You make me wanna pick up Halo 3 and start playing it again...if I didn't have homework, I would.

But yeah, I'm not a big fan of telling people no, so umm I sounded incredibly unsure on the phone with 'em. It was always a woman who called me too, and always asked me what I thought about joining and if I would consider it. UGH!, and she worked in the same place my mom did, so I knew who it was as soon as they called.

My friends in college took me bowling today. It was pretty fun! Then we went to Arby's, and then went back and played Super Smash Bros Melee...a pretty cool way to end the birthday no?[/font]

BOWLING AND ARBY'S?!??! I wish my birthday was that awesome.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Nadroj0711

ew, you like arby's?
'ello gov'na

MRat

How could you not like roast beef sandwiches? HOW? ARE YOU INHUMAN!?!
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

SHADOWFOX2

I'm 200% with MRat on this one. There's no way you could resist the largest Arby's roast beef sandwich they have to offer, with curly fries and a drink...no...possible...way. This was probably one of the best, if not the best birthday I've ever had. I wasn't expecting it to be this way since I'm a college student, but I think it's the way it should be. I forgot how fun bring in college could be, just goin' out and having fun with friends after a long day of classes. Yeh, that day was pretty frickin' awesome in the end...

But yeah dude, how can you not like Arby's?
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

MRat

mmmmmmmmmmmm their curly fries. now i want a damn arby's sandwich.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Miro

it's the sauce

zomfgbie

i was never ever pushed into joining the military. actually my parents really wanted me to go to college, my friends didnt want me to leave and because of past medical problems it was touch to get in.

jeez it sounds like you can just walk into the US military
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

MRat

Quote from: FreekCi was never ever pushed into joining the military. actually my parents really wanted me to go to college, my friends didnt want me to leave and because of past medical problems it was touch to get in.

jeez it sounds like you can just walk into the US military


you probably can. ALOT of people join the canadian military, but the reason its as small as it is is because training in canada's forces is so goddamn rigorous. we've ranked conistently in the top 5 in the world for our military conditions and the skill level of our soldiers. the reason our military sucks is because we put no money into it and almost no one sticks with it.


we have the number 1 ranked snipers in the world though, which is cool i guess.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG