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[ExBerian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiHMM-VyDug

[SrsSam77]

http://polling.reuters.com/#!poll/TM651Y15_DS_13/filters/LIKELY:1/type/smallest/dates/20160710-20160830/collapsed/true/spotlight/1

>trump is now tied to hillary in the R I G G E D  P O L L

holy shit I can't wait for november fams

and in case you question my use of the word rigged I should have multiple articles linked earlier from the beginning of august when reuters "changed ;^)" their polling methodology

[rtil]

>getting excited about one poll that shows a tie

wake me up after the debates

[SrsSam77]

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/02/reutersipsos-poll-donald-trump-overtakes-hillary-clinton-despite-altered-methodology/

"GUYS TRUMP IS WINNING HOW DO WE STOP HIM?!?!"
"oversample democrats, remove independents, and undersample republicans"
  ~~sometime later~~
Reuters: TRUMP 17 points behind hillary

3 weeks later

"GUYS TRUMP IS NOW TIED TO CLINTON AGAIN AND MANAGED TO CLOSE THAT 17 POINT GAP WE MADE WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?!"
"idk, stop sampling republicans at all???"

providing the debates go smoothly I look forward to making the smuggest face of all time on november 8th

[SrsSam77]

a quick preview of my smugness and a hail to kek

[rtil]

what if kek betrays you?

[SrsSam77]

this is why cautious optimism exists

also kek is constructed out of weapons grade persuasion, hypnotism, and populism, as expounded by scott adams

[Bamyasi]

Here's hoping for a seizure of Trump's tax records. That would truly be a stroke of luck for the Clinton camp.

[rtil]

this is why cuatious optimism exists

also kek is constructed out of weapons grade persuasion, hypnotism, and populism, as expounded by scott adams

you don't sound cautiously optimistic

[SrsSam77]

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/11/hillary-clinton-ditches-911-memorial-ceremony-early-reports-say-fainted-way-van/

https://twitter.com/zgazda66/status/774993814025011200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/150264994381/the-race-for-president-is-probably-over

If you are following breaking news, Hillary Clinton abruptly left the 9-11 memorial today because she was reportedly "overheated." Her campaign says she is fine now.

You probably wonder if the "overheated" explanation is true – and a non-issue as reported – or an indication of a larger medical condition. I'm blogging to tell you it doesn't matter. The result is the same.

Here's why.

If humans were rational creatures, the time and place of Clinton's "overheating" wouldn't matter at all. But when it comes to American psychology, there is no more powerful symbol of terrorism and fear than 9-11 . When a would-be Commander-in-Chief withers – literally – in front of our most emotional reminder of an attack on the homeland, we feel unsafe. And safety is our first priority.

Hillary Clinton just became unelectable.

The mainstream media might not interpret today's events as a big deal. After all, it was only a little episode of overheating. And they will continue covering the play-by-play action until election day. But unless Trump actually does shoot someone on 5th Avenue, he's running unopposed.

[SrsSam77]

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/150284922631/checking-my-predictions-about-clintons-health

[BluPhoenix]

dilbert guy surely is a beacon of hope in these trying times

[soup]

im not voting for hillary because shes dying and its not in the american spirit to die

[SrsSam77]

thank you bammie boy~~

[Bamyasi]

W-what'd I do?

im not voting for hillary because shes dying and its not in the american spirit to die

Yes clearly that would be more in line with European values.

[rtil]

she was diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days ago

curious what that metal thing was that fell out of her pantsuit

[SrsSam77]

either the bass or a catheter clip, possibly a catheter clip going by all the theories put forth by mike cernovich, pjw, and some doctors though

[SrsSam77]

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/150449295541/when-reality-turned-inside-out

[SrsSam77]

>election is this close
>some polls even have Trump as high as +5 over killary
>usually cuckass states like iowa, michigan, and minnesota are in play
>huffpo has put out a fucking pre-mortem for hillary's campaign and called the election for trump

W E W

[Bamyasi]

Can't w8 for the gr8 deb8.