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SrsSam77

Quote from: crackers on September 28, 2015 04:27 AM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on July 15, 2014 05:40 AM
horrible things


ya know it's been awhile since I've seen that and it's somehow worse than I remember, good thing I've gotten a lot better in the year since


BluPhoenix

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Quote from: soap on September 28, 2015 12:21 AM
Quote from: systech on September 27, 2015 10:52 PM
Quote from: rtil on September 27, 2015 10:43 PM
Quote from: Kizunami on September 27, 2015 08:39 PM
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀  bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th   👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit
👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years ❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours y👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitour $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years👌 👌👌 👌 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌

Quote from: crackers on September 28, 2015 04:27 AM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on July 15, 2014 05:40 AM


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[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Bamyasi

Quote from: rtil on September 27, 2015 10:43 PM
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
Can we talk about this.

soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

salutations

sam i understand your rage but know the rage i feel that i have to read it ona regular basis and put up with her irl and this is my only outlet for the frustration

you guys make this thread golden, ty <3

d-floe

👀👐👀👀👐 OH YEAH 👐👀👀 OOHHHH YEAH👌👌👌 🐙🐙WATCH OUT HERE HE COMES 🐙🐙🍤 (ᶜʰᵒʳᵘˢ﹕ ᴼᴴ ᴸᴬᵂᴰ)🐙🐙🍤 💨💨 POMF POMF 💨💨 HERE HE COMES 💃🏃🚶 (ᶜʰᵒʳᵘˢ﹕ ᴼᴼᴼᴼᴴ ᴸᴬᵂᴰ) 💃🏃🚶💃🏃🚶 👀👀 🐚🐚 OH YEAH MR. KRABS 🐚🐚
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rtil

Quote from: soap on September 28, 2015 07:20 PM
Quote from: rtil on September 27, 2015 10:43 PM
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
Can we talk about this.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

SrsSam77

Quote from: salutations on September 28, 2015 11:09 PM
sam i understand your rage but know the rage i feel that i have to read it ona regular basis and put up with her irl and this is my only outlet for the frustration

you guys make this thread golden, ty <3
oh no I don't hate you you're making me hate people that post on facebook more than I already do and you have my sincere sympathies for dealing with that shit

Greenkitten




dilly


<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Bamyasi

Quote from: rtil on September 29, 2015 08:17 AM
Quote from: soap on September 28, 2015 07:20 PM
Quote from: rtil on September 27, 2015 10:43 PM
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
Can we talk about this.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJy9MGpcofM


Unless


Shida

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

d-floe


slack


soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

salutations

on today's episode of 'salutations' sister is the world's biggest clown' we have a post with some selfies and her saying 'I DON'T NEED ATTENTION FOR MY BODY IM BEAUTIFUL I DONT HAVE TO SHOW OFF MY BODY LIKE OTHER WOMEN DO' so i told her she can be confident in herself without putting other women down and tl;dr my sister blames rape victims for the clothes they wear and then compares herself to Jesus Christ.










salutations

oops didnt cover her name fuck it i don't care anymore

ProtoChaud

Oh joy, passive-aggressive sanctimonious bullshit that she's trying to pass off as logical arguments. And then she plays the martyr card, fucking beautiful.

She reminds me of one of my aunts.

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