embarrassing social media posts by your dumb friends/family

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soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

slack


rtil

it's like there's a 13 year old myspace kid trapped inside of her body

salutations


SrsSam77


salutations


SrsSam77

the more of these you post the more hate I garner in my heart

rtil

looking forward to her time travel theory in the latest scientific journals

dilly

This is an A+ thread keep up the good work

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<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Shida

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

d-floe

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

rtil

Quote from: Kizunami on September 27, 2015 08:39 PM
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

Necronomitr0n

Quote from: rtil on September 27, 2015 10:43 PM
Quote from: Kizunami on September 27, 2015 08:39 PM
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀  bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th   👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Bamyasi

Quote from: systech on September 27, 2015 10:52 PM
Quote from: rtil on September 27, 2015 10:43 PM
Quote from: Kizunami on September 27, 2015 08:39 PM
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀  bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th   👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit
👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours your $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years ❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me whip 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ CONSWAGULATIONS. You a s👐ag bitch who I'd 100% whip with👊🔥⚡️ Send this to your top ten baddest bitches to let them know they're trill as hell. If you don't send this on within 5 hours y👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitour $wag game will suffer for the next 10 years👌 👌👌 👌 😜 👊/||_ /¯ ¯\ now watch me nae nae 👋 \ 😳 || _ /¯ ¯\ now watch me👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌👌 👌


soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Bamyasi

I think the fact that Sam still comes here even after posting that atrocity proves how cool he is.

Unlike some people.

Who left.

And came back.

Who are named crackers.

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