embarrassing social media posts by your dumb friends/family

[salutations]

i decided i need to post more because i have really good gifs as my avatar and signature and i missed looking at them and also i needed a good excuse to make fun of my sister really hard in a place she will (hopefully) never find

i thought we could share posts by our friends/family members on social media that make us cringe and feel really embarrassed for them and we tell our friends and laugh about. pretty much all of mine are from my sister because she is the dumbest/most easily brainwshed/self-absorbed human being i have ever met in my life and she just discovered facebook a few months ago. she is a former jehovah's witness. she is the 36 year old mother of 4. i kind of protected her name, here are the first few:



"deep thinker"



right, okay.



ITS ALIENS!!!!



i love guy fieri too as a meme but this is unabashed unironic love also all her likes are celebrity chefs?? idk

[dilly]

Other than dumb tba people messing with/posing as me on fb, the only one that sticks out to me is this girl that was my mom's friend's daughter. she always was obsessed with my older sister to the point that she would ask for her wedding invite every week.

Sometime on fb, I said I was in a relationship with my friend Jennie after I got dumped by my ex because at the time we were like "fuck it." Apparently this was a concern for this girl, so she messaged me.



She proceeded to then tell her father of her concerns, to which her father then emailed my father about it, saying that she was upset by this. as to why, i don't understand, but instead of questioning or damning me of my sexuality, my dad was like "check this stupid email i got."

So yay dad

[salutations]

i think you are just playing a game please tell me you are

[valiums]

This is why I don't do social media. I refuse to allow the cringe to come this close to home. 

[Jon]

everytime i go on facebook i get sucked in for so long looking at walls filled with these. its such a black hole

[rtil]

i'd definitely need to do some digging. my facebook is sectioned off by friends, internet people, family and church people from another part of my life. this way, i can hide certain posts from certain groups of people i don't want to see it, and i've hidden a lot of people's posts from my news feed. so old friends that have had kids and turned into mombies and only post pics of their babies, or people who post forwards from grandma tier jpg'd chain mail.. stuff like that, basically.

i'm sure if i go through my friends list i can find something worthy.. i already found some things. just posts, though



i wonder if they kick ugly women out of the hot mom's club

[Bamyasi]

All of my dumb/embarrassing posts have been made on TBA and other small web forumz tbh.

Hey Rokka no Yuusha.

Does that mean if I join Facebook I can let everyone know all about my favorite anime?

[salutations]

"tuhday"



SHE EATS THE RICE!!!!!



EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT A GIRL YOU ARE A FUCKING 36 YEAR OLD WOMAN WITH FOUR CHILDREN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rtil]

"start a drama"

[ellipsis intensifies]

[salutations]

oh my god my mom, my brother, and my sister all do the ellipsis thing and i have told them all how ridiculous and my mother is the only one who types normally now

[BluPhoenix]

he played the "no one cares but you" card pretty quick

[Necronomitr0n]

what the fuck is this even

[valiums]

like or share to vote for turtle
comment to vote for justin
That's how the REBLOG FOR X, LIKE FOR Y stuff works on Tumblr, anyways.

[ARCHIMEDES-II]

Not responding to this was difficult for me.

[salutations]

why?

[Bamyasi]

ANDYOUDON'TSEEMTOUNDERSTAND

[slack]

Not responding to this was difficult for me.

please explain

[slack]

can't nobody tell us NO!

cannot nobody tell us no

[salutations]

[bd648]

does this person act like this in person as well?