Splatoon

[Bamyasi]

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*clicks*

what drives the nintendrones to draw splatoon hentai? is it the kids? is it the squids? or is it both?

I have an inkling they just need something to octopi their empty lives and clammy hands.

[valiums]

inkling
octopi
clammy

[rtil]

[SrsSam77]

So whats the deal with this "tell people telling puns to stop" and "meet puns with lethal force" maymay thats been going on
Puns require a bit of thought and are generally very clever, you people are responsible for the fall of rome

[Jon]

hmmm finally a NEW nintendo ip with a NEW character i can make my penius cum to !

but seriously though who actually has a wii u here

[Gilthwixt]

I do. It's pretty much solely for entertaining friends with Mario Kart and Mario Party since I've been too busy to go to weekly Smash meetups. But Splatoon looks good.

[valiums]

So whats the deal with this "tell people telling puns to stop" and "meet puns with lethal force" maymay thats been going on
Puns require a bit of thought and are generally very clever, you people are responsible for the fall of rome

That 'puns are the lowest form of wit' quote is 300 years old, but I think this modern version, so far as I know, is a bit of reversed praise, which I'm sure there's a word for.
The punner needs to stop because s/he's killing people with laughter; you should meet puns with lethal force because they tend to gather like a whirlpool from which naught escapes. Pun trains are a dime a fucking dozen on tumblr; once you pop, you can't stop^TM. This shit has to be upended by the roots before it consumes us all.

[rtil]

in b4 splatoon tournaments sponsored by mountain dew  doritos

[SrsSam77]

http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/3388/89Mt5_gs.mp4

[rtil]

oh my god

[billy]

oh boy this game comes out the day after my birthday

oh boy it disappeared off my amazon wish list

oh boy

In females, the ink sac is hidden from view by a pair of white nidamental glands, which lie anterior to the gills. Also, red-spotted accessory nidamental glands are present. Both organs are associated with nutrient manufacture and shells for the eggs. Females also have a large translucent ovary, situated towards the posterior of the visceral mass.

Males do not possess these organs, but instead have a large testis in place of the ovary, and a spermatophoric gland and sac. In mature males, this sac may contain spermatophores, which are placed inside the female's mantle during mating.

Shallow-water species of the continental shelf and epipelagic/mesopelagic zones are characterised by the presence of hectocotyli, specially modified arms used to fertilise the female's eggs. Most deep-sea squid lack hectocotyli and have longer [spoiler]penises[/spoiler]; Ancistrocheiridae and Cranchiinae are exceptions. Giant squid of the genus Architeuthis are unusual in that they possess both a large penis and modified arm tips, although whether the latter are used for spermatophore transfer is uncertain. Penis elongation has been observed in the deep-water species Onykia ingens; when erect, the penis may be as long as the mantle, head, and arms combined. As such, deep-water squid have the greatest known penis length relative to body size of all mobile animals, second in the entire animal kingdom only to certain sessile barnacles.

[rtil]

billy

[billy]

is your erect dick longer than your standing height?

[Stu4U]

[spoiler]"im such a squidiot"[/spoiler]

[rtil]

squidoka magica

[SrsSam77]

http://nintendoeverything.com/splatoon-getting-free-ika-musume-squid-girl-collaboration-costume/

[Bamyasi]

[valiums]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKe-AdS7npI

damn the autoplay

[rtil]

a few more posts and page 3 will purify the thread

[Stu4U]

let me help

minecraft is the new hub for bastardizing popular games and mod hell