Splatoon

zwimmy · May 16, 2015 07:38 PM

Ok so a lotta people are hyped for this game cause it's got SQUID KIDS WITH SWAG that shoot paint at each other aka it's the best thing ever.
I don't have a Wii U but I might get one soon because I'm tired of dumb old shooters and I need something fresh and new.

Bad ass Japanese trailer: (for the love of christ don't watch the US one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjQAhX1TF7Q

All you need to know bout the game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQsZPYB0vMw

Dat weird but catchy main theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwsBWdRj3rM

Gerkinman · May 16, 2015 08:03 PM

Them squid bitches get me feeling all hot in the pants.

The game looks pretty awesome. I have a Wii U but haven't been able to afford any new games for it in over 12 months.:/

zwimmy · May 16, 2015 08:26 PM

Quote from: Gerkinman on May 16, 2015 08:03 PM
Them squid bitches get me feeling all hot in the pants.

THEY ARE CHILDREN

Stu4U · May 16, 2015 09:13 PM

but in all seriousness the game looks fun. i'd have to buy a wiiu to play it though and im not sure if having only one game for it is worth the money

rtil · May 16, 2015 09:36 PM

like most console games, it looks fun, but not fun enough to justify spending a couple hundred bucks for a console, a game, controllers, etc

Bamyasi · May 16, 2015 11:50 PM

Am I the only faggot on this website with a Wii U?

Game looks garish but I'll buy it anyway. Looks way cooler than TF2.

zwimmy · May 16, 2015 11:57 PM

Quote from: rtil on May 16, 2015 09:36 PM
like most console games, it looks fun, but not fun enough to justify spending a couple hundred bucks for a console, a game, controllers, etc

no anti-fun in this thread please

Pixogon · May 17, 2015 12:12 AM

I seriously wanna play this sucker...
Too bad I have to wait to get a wii u sometime in july... Ill just buy the game itself in the mean time.

valiums · May 17, 2015 12:17 AM

Man, I would love to play this.

rtil · May 17, 2015 01:13 AM

Quote from: zwimmy on May 16, 2015 11:57 PM
Quote from: rtil on May 16, 2015 09:36 PM
like most console games, it looks fun, but not fun enough to justify spending a couple hundred bucks for a console, a game, controllers, etc
no anti-fun in this thread please

sorry, allow me to post these memes

valiums · May 17, 2015 02:04 AM

rtil · May 17, 2015 02:26 AM

that's fridge material

Gerkinman · May 17, 2015 02:45 AM

Quote from: zwimmy on May 16, 2015 08:26 PM
Quote from: Gerkinman on May 16, 2015 08:03 PM
Them squid bitches get me feeling all hot in the pants.

THEY ARE CHILDREN

Bamyasi · May 17, 2015 04:14 AM

Quote from: Pixogon on May 17, 2015 12:12 AM
I seriously wanna play this sucker...

Pixogon · May 17, 2015 02:09 PM

Quote from: Bamyasi on May 17, 2015 04:14 AM
Quote from: Pixogon on May 17, 2015 12:12 AM
I seriously wanna play this sucker...
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I don't squid kid... now prepare for more bad puns.

slack · May 17, 2015 06:31 PM

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i think that's enough for now

SrsSam77 · May 17, 2015 06:39 PM

Quote from: slack on May 17, 2015 06:31 PM
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i think that's enough for now

These squids certainly do things to MY TENTACLE

I wonder if this is going to end up as a renewal of the le epic tentacle hentai meme

Bamyasi · May 17, 2015 07:56 PM

Quote from: Pixogon on May 17, 2015 02:09 PM
I don't squid kid... now prepare for more bad puns.

Let the inkvasion... begin!

rtil · May 17, 2015 08:48 PM

what drives the nintendrones to draw splatoon hentai? is it the kids? is it the squids? or is it both?

slack · May 17, 2015 08:53 PM

i found all of those on a subreddit that has been around before the demo was even out