DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD

Started by slack, October 21, 2014 01:24 PM

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slack

are you drunk?

are you high? (medicated) i care not, i've been there, my friends

then post here and have no fear

i'll be posting here every time i'm drunk, (seeing as i've moved past my drug experimentation phase)

(don't be surprised if this thread gets moved to the funhouse)

so what's your poison, i'd really like to hear about it, no joke (im experienced enough in this field to know a thing or two) also it was a bad day today and i went from 0-drunk in about 4 minutes (seriously im drunk as fuck)

crackers

Disaronno, Lambrini or a 2L of Strongbow. Cheap, and people are more than glad to jump in for you to get it

michaell


slack

Quote from: michaell on October 21, 2014 01:51 PM
im a teetotaler got you there

i can't even imagine being a teetotaler
what do you do on the bad days?
what do you do to unwind?
what do you do for fun?

michaell

Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 01:55 PM
Quote from: michaell on October 21, 2014 01:51 PM
im a teetotaler got you there

i can't even imagine being a teetotaler
what do you do on the bad days?
what do you do to unwind?
what do you do for fun?

i dont know anything i like or i deem productive

most of the time in my life i was a rather apathetic person and i can see im going back to this state

no real emotions sans a sense of duty i suppose

and i rarely had time for this shit anyway because of studies either in high school or in university now the same pertained to my closer friends so i guess we had a consensus on that

ExBerian

Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 01:55 PM
Quote from: michaell on October 21, 2014 01:51 PM
im a teetotaler got you there

i can't even imagine being a teetotaler
what do you do on the bad days?
what do you do to unwind?
what do you do for fun?
While I am not exactly a teetotaler, I still abstain from any kind of substance yet wouldn't mind sitting down with a bottle of Southern Comfort on my 21st.
On bad days I just do things that I enjoy or be with people I like to be around. To unwind I could read, draw, take a bath maybe. For fun I go to events in my areas like music festivals, art shows, parties, dances, anything really. But mainly for fun I could just be around friends going out to do something, talking the whole time.


zwimmy

I don't really drink much any more. I used to get drunk at parties and hope some CRAZY FUN SHENANIGANS would happen but I'd just end up being depressed, alone and disappointed by the end.

slack

what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i drink 1/2 gallon of 80 proof vodka every week

is anyone else even near my level?

BluPhoenix

Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i'd say so

i only ever get a drink or two of wine in me when i'm upset and need to pass out early
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

zwimmy

Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i drink 1/2 gallon of 80 proof vodka every week

is anyone else even near my level?
congrats on your affliction m8

tyvb

Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
is anyone else even near my level?

I used to drink a lot with my friends, but that was years ago.  I have a shot some nights with a meal, or I have a white russian if I'm feeling sassy.

However, I do enjoy cannabis on occasion.

SrsSam77

Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i drink 1/2 gallon of 80 proof vodka every week

is anyone else even near my level?
I went through a fifth of whiskey in a week if that counts

Bamyasi

Didn't we already have the thread where slack confesses his alcoholism to us?

This is clearly a cry for help.

crackers

Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i drink 1/2 gallon of 80 proof vodka every week

is anyone else even near my level?

Soup gets absolutely mocket pretty much every day but that's standard uni life


soup

last friday i was out drinking for three days

i woke up on the floor of a strange bathroom surrounded by smashed glass. also my shoes were missing

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Necronomitr0n

i had a bottle of tequila azul with some shasta tiki punch last night

pretty smooth
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

valiums

The most alcohol I've ever had was a half of a wine cooler and the hardest drug I've ever done was three aspirin, not at the same time, of course.

Sef

Weed and shit is cool. I like cigarillos and the occasional cigarette (they taste better than cigarillos honestly). I've only ever been drunk once, never had the chance since that night.

bd648

dont drink or do drugs. just not a fan.
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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basketweaver

i don't really like cigarettes unless it's really late at night or i'm buzzed. i definitely like cigarillos more. weed makes me feel (predictably) very existential, but my meditations 24 hours after the fact get really, really amplified, which is nice. my go-to college drink is just rum and coke, pretty easy to make.

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