the pizza thread

Started by rtil, March 24, 2013 12:31 AM

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Greenkitten




rtil

i would've gotten the joke without the reference link

zwimmy

Quote from: rtil on March 28, 2013 07:06 PM
i would've gotten the joke without the reference link
And I would have laughed two years ago.

BluPhoenix

Quote from: SeannyJ on March 29, 2013 12:09 AM
Quote from: rtil on March 28, 2013 07:06 PM
i would've gotten the joke without the reference link
And I would have laughed two years ago.

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

slack



after my order is complete, i will have 1 free pizza and 2 more pizza points on top of that

hell yeah

zwimmy

1 free pizza of any size?

slack

I'm not sure about the stipulations for the free pizza

zwimmy

Quote from: slack on March 29, 2013 08:22 PM
I'm not sure about the stipulations for the free pizza
:| sketchy

lasse

Quote from: slack on March 29, 2013 08:22 PM
I'm not sure about the stipulations for the free pizza


you got 25 now
make me proud son

slack

I redeemed my free pizza today

the delivery was awkward, same guy as yesterday, same exact awkward conversation, word for word

also, the bastards replaced my favorite pizza ingredient with my least favorite ingredient

rtil

what kind of conversation do you have with a pizza delivery guy that it becomes awkward

slack

it wasnt much of a conversation, here's how it went down:

He knocks, i open the door
he says "hey", i say "hi"
he hands me the receipt and says "can i get your autograph"

^^he said that last line 2 days in a row

slack

obviously i can't properly illustrate the awkwardness of the conversation through text, but it was there

Sheepy

I love pizza with lots of meat

rtil

Quote from: Sheepy on April  4, 2013 04:06 AM
I love pizza with lots of meat

maybe some...sausage?

bd648

FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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redmongoose

Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

slack


soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

slack

i googled "pizza" today and man what a mistake that was

i am now slave to the pizza

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