the pizza thread

[slack]

god DAMN

must

have

pizza

[zwimmy]

so many pizzas around me

I want them all

[rtil]

you can't have every pizza

but you can have one, now

[redmongoose]

I eat pizza a few times a week, i had a phillycheesesteak styled one tonight it was p good, i also like cheeseburger pizzas with bar b q sauce instead of marinara

my favorite pizza to order is thin crust with banana peppers and pineapples

pizza is also the only thing I can make from scratch without fucking up (worked at an independently owned pizza kitchen for about a year) and my favorite pizza to make is pulled pork pizza

it sounds really difficult but its actually really easy, all you have to do is make the pizza like normal and then let it cook for about 12 minutes before pulling it out of the oven and placing the shredded pork on top before cooking it the rest of the way, if you forget to do that and just toss the raw pizza with pork on top into the oven it will end up burnt on the edges and kind of softer on the inside, and its still edible just not as good.

if you dont feel like doing it all from scratch you can do the same thing by buying the pizza and shredded pork premade, it tastes really great, I would recommend it to anyone!

[redmongoose]

angel densetsu

[Sheepy]

I like my pizza like I like my men:





cheesy

[slack]

how much of that pizza could you eat in a single sitting?

[rtil]

when i was in high school i bet i could have eaten a good 1/8th of that mother

now, probably 1/32nd at best

[slack]

i think i can do 1/4th in a 24 hour period, if i am allowed one turd

[Kött]

I can take 64/16th of a quarter and shove it up your rectum in less than 5 minutes

[Tardigrade]

what is your favorite kind of pizza?

I am fond of barbeque chicken pizza to quite an extent. Though I'll probably eat any pizza that has chicken, bacon and or onions on it.

how often do you eat pizza?

I'm not entirely sure. Maybe once or twice every couple of months.

what kind of anime do you watch while consuming pizza?

I generally don't watch any when I feast on pizza. I usually just listen to white noise and stare at the damaged spider webs dangling from the ceiling.

[zwimmy]

I usually just listen to white noise and stare at the damaged spider webs dangling from the ceiling.

Holy shit, what have I been doing with my life.

[slack]

when i eat pizza
i don't see anything but the next slice of pizza
immediately after finishing a slice of pizza i reach for the next
i usually finish a large pizza in 10-15 minutes

[redmongoose]

I think pizzas with more than eight slices are comedic

[zwimmy]

I think dicks less than eight inches are comedic

[zwimmy]

btw my dick is not comedic 

[rtil]

please try to stay on topic. the current topic is: pizza

[Kött]

btw my dick is not comedic 

Ye but you can't give babes a good time by simply dropping your pants 

[redmongoose]

look at my dick

[Greenkitten]

I was gonna say I had a part time job at a pizza joint but then the topic changed to penises.