Shit on your newsfeed

[crackers]

guys

come on

it isn't nice to impede on wop's containment thread

and on that note



It's not often I'm lost for words! I hope to god that's permanent marker!



To be fair, that is a very clever dog to be riding a bike! Jokes aside, can't help but feel bad for that baby's sister!!  Take it she must've got the muzzle!!!

[soup]

only 133 retweets for a blackface attempt wtf

[crackers]

Haha! Fuck me, Bradford's changed a fair bit!!



Hahahaahah! Fucking hell you lucky minx, being married to Russell Howard! Well I've got some 'good news' for you!! Your patter's just won you a first class ticket to meet the Arch-Bishop of Banterbury!!!!

[Kött]

And I should not have been called a pedophile.

Do you enjoy verbal abuse or why do you keep asking for it?

[crackers]

And I should not have been called a pedophile.

Do you enjoy verbal abuse or why do you keep asking for it?

Don't get cheeky with Jasondog, he's got big beefy arms from throwing kids into vans. If you want some he'll give you it

[crackers]

When Ruairí tells you he is going to have a bath, he does not disappoint! You won't believe it but we have got actual photographic evidence of him literally submerged in water!!! That's why we love him!!!!! Ruairí you fucking legend, never change mate! Stonker of a boy.

[Stu4U]

wop im sorry but you're like the only person who has been posting pics on this thread. no one else is.

[crackers]

wop im sorry but you're like the only person who has been posting pics on this thread. no one else is.

virgin alert

[zwimmy]

wop im sorry but you're like the only person who has been posting pics on this thread. no one else is.

that's the point

[BluPhoenix]

[Bamyasi]

wop im sorry but you're like the only person who has been posting pics on this thread. no one else is.

that's the point

Virgin Alert

[crackers]

(posting on behalf of the virgin)



...Is there a letter before A that I didn't know about?



Fucking hell Danielle, your legs look like they've been ravaged by hungry wolves! Hang in there soldier!!! To be fair If I had a pair of legs like that I'd walk with my hands!!!

[Bogswallop]

Someone posted that stupid 'I'm having a heart operation WHO DO YOU THINK DONATED THE HEART" copypasta on my feed yesterday with a "This is beautiful."

It's always people who I knew from secondary school who post that shit. 

[crackers]

Someone posted that stupid 'I'm having a heart operation WHO DO YOU THINK DONATED THE HEART" copypasta on my feed yesterday with a "This is beautiful."

It's always people who I knew from secondary school who post that shit.

DAD: girl u need heart operation
GIRL: i know but im so scared no one give heart
BOYFRIEND: i love u and i always want to be in ur life pls let me be
GIRL: no sorry *pushes away due to sadness* i want to be by myself

*day off opuration*

GIRL: wher am i thought no hart was available
DAD: ur boyfriend threw himself on table and cut out his own hart:((((
GIRL: he gave hart?? *cries*

1 like = 1 cry
10 like = 1 respect
100 like = 1 slap for girl xxxxxxxxx

[JasonDog]

I am not a white van man.
I am not interested in kids.
I would put my tongue inside Shanice's butt if she wanted it.

[valiums]

here at tba we dont kinkshame and we do not discriminate against white or black vans
jason u should not be afraid to be urself

[Bamyasi]

Season three never de geso.

[bd648]

read the manga then de geso.

[crackers]

I know why he hasn't replied, it's because he's shaking in his blooming boots that's why!! Poor guy probably won't come out of his panic room for weeks!!! On a very serious note, I hope her fella sends him one back later balls deep in his mum!!!



Nothing worse than losing your mum in Asda!

[cipher]

maybe it would be interesting if most of these were actually from his newsfeed and not just content taken from other sources