Shit on your newsfeed

[crackers]

I am not a pedophile, this user had no reason to call me one.

I have never been to Download and never been a fan of LostProphets either.

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

[crackers]

Oh yeah, of course I will do Lisa, why didn't I think about that!! I know loads of one legged girls that would be interesting in buying the other one!!!!! Would you like to pick it up now or do you want me to deliver it??!!? I can gift wrap it for you if you like??!!?!?!



I guess we'll never know, Jordie!

[creamcorn]

hey can i add you on facebook? i want these people on my wall too

[crackers]

Sure thing, just drop me a private message on this and I can direct you to the cretins

[crackers]

What a way with words! Watch out Waterford... Tennyson... Shakespeare, Mark T is on the loose!

[slack]

wow that really takes the cake

[crackers]

Fucking hell lad! Not just a backhand across the face, but you put her in her place with a "walls of Jericho/crippler crossface"!! Domestic violence doesn't get much bigger than this!!! Is this on pay per view?!?

[crackers]

"You're late again Maria! This is your last warning!"

"I'm really sorry, I think I need to get rid of my alarm clock. It's let me down every day this week!"

[Bamyasi]

WoC please stop ruining my idyllic vision of the UK and surrounding isles.

For real this time.

[soup]

apparent white guys

"my homies"

abusive comedy gold

[crackers]

You're right Caitlin... board isn't the word.



I don't mean to alarm you Georgia... but I think you've lost your horse!!

[crackers]

WoOoAaAh chill out pal! You'll turn into a bloomin' omelette at this rate you nutter!!

[zwimmy]

I'm not surprised you have these kinds of people as your friends.

[soup]

^ my snark alarm just went off

[crackers]

I'm not surprised you have these kinds of people as your friends.

Oh fuck off. I'm surprised you have any, you raging fudge dragon.

[Bamyasi]

This is getting hot.

[zwimmy]

Raging Fudge Dragon is my second most powerful attack. My first one is, well... you'd be dead if you knew that.

[crackers]

Raging Fudge Dragon is my second most powerful attack. My first one is, well... you'd be dead if you knew that.

Are you steaming? Raging fudge dragon is your arsehole after a rough night at the fucking Masala Twist. Lay off the vindaloo's! They're not good for youu's!!!

[zwimmy]

None of my attacks emanate from my anus.


Well, there was that one in the alpha build that was only partially animated... but that never made it into the final zwimmy build.

[BluPhoenix]

guys

come on

it isn't nice to impede on wop's containment thread