Pizza points thread

[Sheepy]

Who doesn't love pizza?

A certain member on this forum who shall remain unnamed.

it's rtil

he's been lying about pizza all along

[rtil]

i only eat pizza ironically

[slack]

i eat pizza probably 3 or 4 days a week

[soup]

i only eat pizza
magically i weigh almost nothing 

[slack]

i have a pizza gut

[redmongoose]

pizza butt

[zwimmy]

I wish I had a pizza butt :<

[redmongoose]

work that pizza butt

[rtil]

allie has a pizza butt
but you have to ask before you can knead her doughyness

[CoolDrMoney]

No joke Im cravin some BBQ pizza up in here in my mouth

[zwimmy]

allie has a pizza butt
but you have to ask before you can knead her doughyness

allie can i kneed ur doeyness?

[Allie]

http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/2504/0754Io_crustsaders.mp3

[soup]

pizzacrime

[rtil]

the none pizza with left beef is the pizza you get when you've been bad

[BluPhoenix]

HEY! He just stole that guy's pizza!

[Bamyasi]

It's been a bit I bet you thought "That slut's probably dead/told," 
Well I am but I can still serve everyone in this thread cold
Meat-loving zombies ate me while I screamed like a ghost
But I can still edit self-esteem like Allie edits my posts

I'm so sorry that last time we fucked I wasn't polite
I didn't even clean off the cheese before taking a bite
Now I'm all greased up and prepared to be sodomized
Allie's pizza-dick is so long I might get lobotomized

Chorus:
Mmm oh yes, can you handle these pizza-rolls?
I hope you brought enough crust to stuff all of my pizza-holes
When you do it like that you rattle my pizza-bones
You give me ASMR with your cute little pizza-moans

Some people in this thread said I look like a trap
That really hurts my feelings guys, please stahp
If I only had a mic, I could rap with my real voice
I'm not Australian, but wouldn't that be real noice?

Deep-dishing out pizza-points like an erecting dispenser
I'm surprised this much cheesecake got past the censors
But let's not stop fucking when the cops come with their guns
I was about to make a killer NSA joke but I'm all out of puns

Chorus:
Umm oh yes, I'll let you handle my pizza-rolls
First get your greasy greedy fingers out of at least 9 of my pizza-holes
Come over to my house tonight, we can eat lots of pizza-poppers
I'll let you draw on my box like your favorite pizza-place, Toppers

I'm the one who's not turned on by the power of pizza
But I can sure lean on your dick like the Tower of Pisa
Pretty please forgive me if that last line was too cheesy
You're probably used to it by now if you listen to Yeezy

I only bully Allie-senpai because I have a huge crush on her butt
Maybe she will finally notice me if I act like a huge tsundere-slut
I wouldn't make her ask permission before kneading my doughyness
Her pizza-gut could use the exercise if she plans to make it in show business

Chorus:
Mmm oh yes, just hold onto my pizza-rolls
I'll take you for a ride through all of my pizza-holes
I've got the whole town painted red with your pizza-guts
Which I just ordered fresh and spilling out of your pizza-cuts