Pizza points thread

Started by Bamyasi, June 18, 2013 10:32 PM

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Sheepy

#20
June 19, 2013 05:01 AM

dilly

#21
June 19, 2013 05:03 AM
this is my favorite video thank you

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Bamyasi

#23
June 19, 2013 05:26 AM Last Edit: June 20, 2013 09:23 PM by Allie
Sorry for the delay, but it's Pizza Slut™ policy
"Cum in less than thirty minutes and your pizza is free"
I'm delivering it now, so hold onto your cocks
You can watch me fuck Allie while wearing both socks

Your little mascot Allie-tan is not the real pizza-slut
She can't even shove 65535+1 crusts up her own pizza-butt
She says "cheese" when I mozzarella on her stupid pizza-face
Then I shove her in the oven at your favorite pizza-place

Chorus:
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
Now cook before you get doughy, bitch
And enter the void like Gaspar Noé, bitch

My daddy Scott says I'm very cute (just like Miku)
You can tell that I'm surprised when my ears go "piku piku"
Delivering pizza-babies like it's 1945
I've sucked more delivery boys than days I've been alive

When you take off all my clothes with your steel pizza cutter
You make my little loli mind melt (just like butter)
I get red like a tomato when you spread me with your knife
And then I squeak "Onee-chan, this is the best day of my life"

Chorus:
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
I'm going to bang you like Joey, bitch
Make Nonzop mistake you for (oh?), a bitch

I bully SeannyJ because I think he is cute
I'd call him JuicyJ if his rapping wasn't moot
This here is Mona Pizza, you got me twisted and touched
Hear me moan "pizzza" when the heat is too much

I make lots of noise when you hand toss my chest
Mommy's one request was not to make a mess
When you squirt your stingy sauce in my big moe eyes
I wipe away the tears and scream "Onee-chan why?!"

Chorus:
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
You can't handle this much moe, bitch
Like Kanye I'm saying "No way," bitch
Akira is better than Spirited Away, bitch

You've just been spirited away, bitch

cipher

#24
June 19, 2013 06:51 AM

slack

#25
June 19, 2013 07:17 AM
gave a pizza point just for the ducky eating pizza

rtil

#26
June 19, 2013 07:37 AM
has science gone too far?

Bamyasi

#27
June 19, 2013 12:14 PM
I actually lost a pizza point for that last post. At least I had fun writing it.
[spoiler]Just kidding I'm totally ashamed. I demand to be banned for 1 week(s) and my remaining pizza points to be distributed equally among the posters in this thread.[/spoiler]

Lambdanaut

#28
June 19, 2013 01:24 PM
I make internet and game with fists

Sheepy

#29
June 19, 2013 08:36 PM
Quote from: slack on June 19, 2013 07:17 AM
gave a pizza point just for the ducky eating pizza

zwimmy

#30
June 20, 2013 02:41 AM
i just ate a whole pizza
get mad kid

cipher

#31
June 20, 2013 04:24 AM



ok I'm out

Roymaster

#32
June 20, 2013 06:21 AM
came for the pizza

stayed for the pizza   B)

Greenkitten

#33
June 20, 2013 06:27 AM


Necronomitr0n

#34
June 20, 2013 01:14 PM


most relevant pic i had
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

RichChap

#35
June 20, 2013 09:20 PM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/094w2X_allie%20tan%20rap%20feat%20dr%20dre.mp3

all credit goes to dilly, allie tan and dr dre for this marvelous collaboration

rtil

#36
June 22, 2013 08:27 PM
Quote from: RichChap on June 20, 2013 09:20 PM
http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/281/094w2X_allie%20tan%20rap%20feat%20dr%20dre.mp3

all credit goes to dilly, allie tan and dr dre for this marvelous collaboration

allie #1 mc 2013

soup

#37
June 22, 2013 10:09 PM

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

ZennyPLUS

#38
June 24, 2013 01:45 AM
Who doesn't love pizza?

zwimmy

#39
June 24, 2013 03:35 AM
Quote from: ZennyPLUS on June 24, 2013 01:45 AM
Who doesn't love pizza?
A certain member on this forum who shall remain unnamed.
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