an ant just bit my ass WTF???

Sinitron · September 3, 2011 04:37 AM

good thing i'm moving out of this asshole tomorrow

ZekeySpaceyLizard · September 3, 2011 05:02 AM

I had a cockroach crawl up my pants leg and nestle itself between my dick and my balls once.

dilly · September 3, 2011 05:07 AM

welp

Gladius · September 3, 2011 05:21 AM

there are woodlice infesting my bathroom but they're ok i guess

BluPhoenix · September 3, 2011 06:08 AM

hope nobody was hurt

dinky-dau · September 3, 2011 06:13 AM

An ant bit me on the dick once.

It made me think i had a medical situation for a minute.

rtil · September 3, 2011 06:19 AM

there are no bugs in my apartment cuz i live on the 7th floor

Sinitron · September 3, 2011 08:21 AM

i live on the third floor

they have no presence on the first or second floor

the fucking ant pricks just FUCKING KEEP COMING

Gladius · September 3, 2011 08:51 AM

global warming will force them upwards towards the colder climes eventually just you wait

logen · September 3, 2011 12:09 PM

Quote from: Tron Sawyeri live on the third floor

they have no presence on the first or second floor

the fucking ant pricks just FUCKING KEEP COMING

clean your room for a change dawg

zhicago · September 3, 2011 02:58 PM

we have brown recluse spiders here
enjoy your ant

psi43 · September 3, 2011 03:22 PM

Quote from: zhicagowe have brown recluse spiders here
enjoy your ant

well, wikipedia says that those spiders would rather avoid a conflict than just attacking people so i think that ants are a little more annoying!

Sef · September 3, 2011 04:02 PM

fuck spiders, I kill every single one I see

the problem is my house is like a nest for them

trent bortknob · September 3, 2011 05:19 PM

Quote from: ropesnakeevery time i turn on the lights a centipede is mere inches from my face

right? i fucking hate centipedes. they\\\'re by far the worst house pest i\\\'ve ever encountered.

i\\\'m fucking glad that there aren\\\'t any in california, they fucking infested my basement in pennsylvania.

and my room was in the basement

Philip K Dick · September 3, 2011 05:29 PM

Quote from: zhicagowe have brown recluse spiders here
enjoy your ant

we got black widows

found 2 dead ones in my backyard a few weeks ago

creamcorn · September 3, 2011 05:51 PM

fruitflies here

zhicago · September 3, 2011 06:34 PM

Quote from: psi
Quote from: zhicagowe have brown recluse spiders here
enjoy your ant

well, wikipedia says that those spiders would rather avoid a conflict than just attacking people so i think that ants are a little more annoying!

kind of true, they are called the recluse for a reason. but my mom got bit when she was just getting wood from the woodpile. and i cant think of anything more annoying than your own flesh rotting off

redmongoose · September 4, 2011 04:20 AM

we got black widows AND brown recluses and I invite them into the house to enjoy corndogs and apple juice every night its fuckn GREAT

DrRumack · September 4, 2011 04:27 AM

red ants and lizards everywhere here

BloodyCheery · September 4, 2011 09:45 PM

Cockroaches and snails are all over the place once the sun sets in Hawaii. We've also got huge centipedes that like to hide in dark corners. Ugh.