an ant just bit my ass WTF???

[trent bortknob]

We've also got huge centipedes that like to hide in dark corners. Ugh.

i've seen those. they're the bright blue/red ones, right? the ones that are basically impossible to actually kill. i've read that in order to kill them, you have to somehow hold them down while cutting off all of their segments with a very sharp knife, and that stomping on them does not nothing but anger them. and also, that if you're not careful, if you cut a chunk too big it will run away and live without the extra legs.

also, they bite. what the hell. i'm really glad i don't live in fuckin hawaii. apparently, most people try to capture them when they find them and set them free somewhere, rather than go through the process of killing one.

[Sinitron]

that sounds like a lot of work

it might be a gay internet meme but if you 'kill it with fire' you can skip the hard part

i mean if you truly want to destroy something nothing beats returning every particle to its natural form through the process of incineration

[Taokaka]

eat it

[BluPhoenix]

eat it

[Gladius]

getcher self an egg and beat it