DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Started by Sinitron, June 10, 2011 03:40 PM

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billy

the duke challenge: name one funny thing in duke nukem forever

it's impossible

also the game is slow paced and bad

even shitty games like prey are better than duke nukem forever in every way

funzop

when u pick up poop and hes all "yo this is gross"

Sinitron

#82
uh prey is better than DNF but it was a good game as a whole too FAG

DNF didn't really make me laugh or anything but it did have some fun segments, like the dukeburger areas

slack

Quote from: slackwhats duke nukem is he from captain planet

http://www.turner.com/planet/duke.html

i knew i was right

Sinitron


Taokaka

#85
Quote from: Tron SawyerDNF didn't really make me laugh

then the game failed at trying to be a funny modern warefare

which was basically its goal

it failed at its goal because they shoved way too many half assed attempts to be funny in.

shmeckelbutt

im playing it right now its not bad

12:39   BluPhoenix   wtf!

Sinitron

Quote from: Taokaka
Quote from: Tron SawyerDNF didn't really make me laugh
it failed at its goal because they shoved way too many half assed attempts to be funny in.

uh you only played the demo

the demo was actually kind of funny because the fags doing the ????? PROFIT bullshit were immediately blown to hell because they were stupid and ran into a meatgrinder deathmachine

Fuzz

Duke Nukem wasn't meant to be a great game. Remember Duke Nukem 3D? There wasn't anything amazing about it but it's style. Hate if you want, but DNF is exactly what it was supposed to be, a crappy, crude, cheesy, game. I don't think it could have been made much better than it was.

Ashington

Quote from: FuzzDuke Nukem wasn't meant to be a great game. Remember Duke Nukem 3D? There wasn't anything amazing about it but it's style. Hate if you want, but DNF is exactly what it was supposed to be, a crappy, crude, cheesy, game. I don't think it could have been made much better than it was.


That's just making excuses. The game was meant to be a great follow up to DN3D but constant engine/general changes and arrogance from George Broussard lead to it not getting done and 3D Realms looking useless. Had no one wanted to risk picking it up again it probably wouldn't have come out for even longer or ever. The game could've been made a lot better and wasn't anywhere near as good as it could have been. This doesn't mean you can't personally enjoy it (i do) but don't say it was intentionally sub par that's rediculous.
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rtil

i doubt any developer has made a game with the intention of it being crappy

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Sinitron

Duty Calls was better than Bulletstorm

billy

Quote from: rtili doubt any developer has made a game with the intention of it being crappy
that aqua teen golf game

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rtil

wow 6 screenshots of content looks like they've made some incredible progress

put

place your bets, what will be released first, duke nukem reloaded or black mesa?

rtil

i wager $20 on who cares

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