DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Started by Sinitron, June 10, 2011 03:40 PM

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Sinitron

nah duke fans hate it because it's too 'modern'

rtil

then it's just an average game

it is pretty dumb though with the recharging health and only 2 weapons to carry

Ashington

I've still enjoyed what ive been able to play of it so far but Serious Sam and Painkiller are much better examples of old school shooter style games done right.

Also i think in terms of vaporware games actually ending up being made some are actually worth the wait (STALKER took nearly 10 years to come out and it was definately worth waiting) and duke i hate to say wasn't worth the weight but it could've been worse.
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funzop

Quote from: rtilthen it's just an average game

it is pretty dumb though with the recharging health and only 2 weapons to carry
fuk u halo is teh best

DrRumack

didn't tf2 take 10 years

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rtil

i just want to remind everyone that dnf was announced in 1997 - that was 14 years ago, and it bankrupted 3d realms. the only reason it was released is because it was picked up by gearbox. and judging from what i've seen and heard, the game wasn't really polished and more rushed out the door when they felt it was complete enough to make money from acquiring it

Sinitron

the version with the mutated tentacle humans looked cooler

Sinitron

10-year old DNF pre-order redeemed



^this guy is hxc

rtil

i've seen that receipt somewhere before

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BluPhoenix

power armor is for pussies *puts on ego*
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
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rtil

Quote from: BluPhoenixpower armor is for pussies *puts on ego*
halo is gay *does stuff in halo*

funzop

so this is like halo but w/ funny jokes right

cipher

I've watched a few gameplay videos.. I don't know this game looks kind of fun. Everyone seems to be taking it way to seriously.

Abnormal

Quote from: nonzopso this is like halo but w/ unfunny jokes right

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I don't believe in this game.

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Sinitron

Quote from: cipherI've watched a few gameplay videos.. I don't know this game looks kind of fun. Everyone seems to be taking it way to seriously.

just don't play the console versions and wait for them to patch the steam overlay/crashing issues and it's fine

BluPhoenix

played the demo not too long ago, I'll say that it was fun, but not outstanding. duke's remarks during the action made me snort on occasion, but i have a hard time believing this game took 12 years to make, looks like this could have been whipped up in less than a year, if 3d realms wasnt a bunch of lazy fucks to begin with
Quote from: Tron Sawyerthe version with the mutated tentacle humans looked cooler
yeah
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Sinitron

this incarnation was started sometime in 2006 or 2007

BluPhoenix

#79
the difference in time doesnt exactly make up for how half-assed/unimpressive the game is
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

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