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Ukinojoe

#20
April 11, 2010 02:33 AM
A man goes into a diner and orders a cup of coffee.

Upon tasting it he spits it out and pushes it away in disgust.

"Waitress!!", he exclaims.
"This coffee is horrible! It can't be very fresh, it tastes like MUD!!"

"Why of course it is!", says the waitress.
"It was ground this morning!"
OOOH I HATE SMURFS

<lenko> smash gets serious 2: garfield gets gruesome

DrRumack

#21
April 11, 2010 02:34 AM
ahahaha

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

trent bortknob

#22
April 11, 2010 03:11 AM
Quote from: MrScriblamits funny cuz its never happening lol!
i think he already lost his mod abilities

jjjjjjjjjj

#23
April 11, 2010 04:03 AM
i remember when jseed lost his mod abilities heh






































heh

trent bortknob

#24
April 11, 2010 04:47 AM
man wtf!

BluPhoenix

#26
April 11, 2010 09:40 PM
how many polish leaders does it take to crash a plane











































































apparently all of them
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

emanhattan

#27
April 11, 2010 09:45 PM
lmao!

spite

#28
April 12, 2010 07:52 PM
Hahahaha

BluPhoenix

#29
June 29, 2010 04:49 AM
what is jseed's favorite hairstyle?




























































































threadlocks
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Philip K Dick

#30
June 29, 2010 05:04 AM
Q: how many bruce springsteens does it take to screw in a lightbulb

A: none because he just hires somebody to do it for him



Q: why did bruce springsteen decide to become a musician?

A: idk



Q: what is bruce springsteen\\\'s favorite season?

A: winter



Q: why did bruce springsteen die???

A: idk he probably did too many drugs

Knock knock.

Who\\\'s there?

Bruce.

Bruce who?

Bruce Springsteen lol


Q: Why did they cancel the all you can eat buffet?

A: because they there was a bruce springsteen concert happening across the street.


What\\\'s the difference between Bruce Springsteen and a jar of pickles?

The jar of pickles doesn\\\'t make mediocre music.


Who would win in a fight? Bon Jovi or Bruce Springsteen?

Bruce Springsteen DUHHH

Knock knock

Who\\\'s there.

Bruce

Bruce who?

Bruce springsteen.

Holy shit really?

No just kidding lol

Wasim the Cool

#31
June 29, 2010 10:42 AM
hey guys do u know someone that goes by the name deez






















































deez???
















































































































yeah deez NUTS

Lats, Squats, & Oates

#32
June 29, 2010 08:05 PM
fuck













































































































































































































































































































































































































































































you

slack

#33
June 30, 2010 02:27 AM
this thread should continue

retrosmash

#34
June 30, 2010 02:33 AM
What do you call a sparrow trapped in a freezer?
































A BRRRRRRRRRR-d!

spite

#35
June 30, 2010 04:09 AM
how do you make a napkin dance put a little boogie in it

BluPhoenix

#36
June 30, 2010 04:13 AM
lmao wow
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Wasim the Cool

#37
June 30, 2010 07:42 AM
when u rap i sit down i cant stand a wack rapper

redmongoose

#38
June 30, 2010 08:06 AM
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?







it didn't have the
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Mew_User

#39
July 1, 2010 02:58 AM
If life gives you AIDS make lemonAIDS.
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