Post Graduation: An Erotic Novel

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#20
June 3, 2009 02:58 AM
oh man i dont know if i want to continue this but i will try my damndest

lenko

#21
June 3, 2009 02:59 AM
its turning into a classic novella
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

lenko

#22
June 3, 2009 06:22 PM
Dead. Tim was dead. Swain dropped to his knees in disbelief, mouth agape, eyes shocked. A lone tear dropped from his eye. Tim was going to be Swain's secondary entertainment for the night, and now....he was dead. A huge, lurking figure emerged out of the distance. Mindchamber, carrying a revolver and twirling it around foppishly, bore his Latino head and smirked as Swain backed away with caution.

"Heh. You damn queers. Your shit is trite."

"Mindchamber, what happened to you? I thought you and me....we were against rtil together....but now you're hunting us queers. Hell, I'm not even queer! I just like a bit of fudge once in a while and rtil was too scrumptious to resist." explained the-Swain.

"Heh, exactly. That's two strikes. First you do queer things, then you go lovin' rtil. Swain, there's only gonna be one person standing here at the end of the night." mindchamber retorted.

"You used to be cool man" whimpered Swain. "But now you're really fucking fat!"

"That's because everytime I fucked your mom she gave me a taco" mindchimber giggled at his immature comment.

"Mindchamber......" a broken voice echoed silkily in the distance.

"Huh!?"

Rtil was standing up, and he looked angry!

TO BE CONTINUED
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

DrRumack

#23
June 3, 2009 09:03 PM
OH SHITT

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

Ashington

#24
June 3, 2009 09:11 PM
Shit's gettin heavy now!
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?
<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D
<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff
Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google
Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

shura

#25
June 3, 2009 09:14 PM
lmfao this is the best one yet

lenko

#26
June 3, 2009 10:55 PM
The houl of rtil shook the earth itself.

"mindchamber! これは呼ばれていないのために。 私がほぼ恋人によって強姦されることを憎んだ間私はまた不公平不公平憎む。 MINDCHAMBERは死ぬ!!" he roared as he drew his zanpakuto and rushed towards the latino or mexican or whatever the fuck mindchamber is, and sliced off his arm.

"AAAARGH. You TBA cunt. That was the arm I used to draw P-Bot with you dick!" screamed Mindchamber in pain, as he lunged back, summoning his zanpakuto as well.

"PROJECTFREETOWNは本格的な読み聞かせの最終的である! あなたのたわごとは陳腐、MINDCHAMBER!である!! !!!性交しなさい!!" and with that roar, rtil chopped Mindchamber's head off.

Swain was finding all this rather erotic, and was pleasuring himself behind a bush.

TO BE CONTINUED

<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

Hammi

#27
June 3, 2009 11:18 PM
lmfao swain that sneaky snooper
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

Fuzz

#28
June 3, 2009 11:50 PM
O that The Swain...!

DrRumack

#29
June 4, 2009 12:25 AM
Quote from: lenkabiscaSwain was finding all this rather erotic, and was pleasuring himself behind a bush.
lmao

also wow this window has been open a long time i should submit this post

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

Necronomitr0n

#30
June 4, 2009 12:41 AM
Quote from: FuzzO that The Swain...!
O that The Swain...!
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

lenko

#31
June 4, 2009 02:04 AM
"Rtil-kun......" Swain whispered. "You saved me....all you do is diss my cartoons...but you saved me from Mindchamber...or should I say....madchamber.....heh...." the Swain gasped for air as he delivered messages of thanks to his former nemesis. Emerging from the bushes, he shuffled closer to his fellow naked man.

Swainyboy couldn't make out Ryan's expression. Did he find Swain's terrible joke amusing? Probably not. But maybe he was entertained nonetheless, because of how shitty it was. But there was no answer. Not even a snarky "Heh." Rtil just stood there. Zanpakuto in one hand, Mindchamber's head in the other.

And then.

He started moving.

Swain didn't know what to do. Rtil had been against his cartoons forever. However, he had only targeted mindchamber, not him. What was rtil thinking? Had he gone insane? And furthermore, if Swain would live to see another day, how will he get those gruesome images out of his head? He was about to show Tim his big ol' dickydick and then Tim died...surely a memory that will haunt the Blockhead creator forever.

Rtil edged nearer and nearer. A few steps in, he dropped Mindchamber's dismembered head and let it roll away to freedom. He dropped his zanpakuto (translator's note: zanpakuto means cool sword) and then edged closer to the Swain.

And grabbed his penis.

TO BE CONCLUDED......?
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

jjjjjjjjjj

#32
June 4, 2009 02:09 AM
Quote from: lenkabiscaRtil edged nearer and nearer. A few steps in, he dropped Mindchamber's dismembered head and let it roll away to freedom. He dropped his zanpakuto (translator's note: zanpakuto means cool sword) and then edged closer to the Swain.

And grabbed his penis.

jesus fuckin lmao

jjjjjjjjjj

#33
June 4, 2009 02:39 AM Last Edit: June 4, 2009 03:03 AM by j_seed
the next part is brought to you by special guest nonezop:

Rtil stroked Swains penis lovingly. Swain licked his lips and giggled. “He is just like one of the anime characters I masturbate too…” He instantly got hard, and stroked faster. “Oh my… who knew you were so large!” Swain marveled at Rtils cock size, 2.5 inches, a whole 2 inches bigger then Swain’s dick. Rtil couldn’t help himself any longer, and got on his knees. Sucking harder and harder he stuffed Swains meat down his esophagus. Swain started fingering his anus and making dog noises, while Rtil lovingly massaged his scrotum. Swain thought about all the times he’d called Rtil a faggot, and smiled… he knew he’d been right. Rtil took off his rollerskates and bent over, ready to be mounted. Swain was just about to put his cock in that tight anus, when suddenly, he had an idea.

“Hold on one second, baby!” Swain called. “Don’t be long, my love.” Rtil replied, thinking about how Swains nipples seemed to have some glitter on them and what it must taste like.

Swain walked over to Mindchamber’s severed head and smiled. “That would fit well in Rtils butthole.” He thought to himself. As he bent over to pick it up he felt a sudden thud go in him. “UGU~~!!” He yelled in surprise. He turned around. Egoraptor had stuffed his junk into Swain and was moaning like a pregnant baboon. “G-G-G-GOD SWAIN!!” Egoraptor said sliding his cock in and out. “YOUR ANUS[size=] FEELS[/size][size=] AWESOME!!!![/size]” Swain didn’t know what to do… Should he stay and be fucked by Egoraptor and his creamy dick? Or should he have his baby Rtil milk him dry?

TO BE CONTINUED

billy

#34
June 4, 2009 03:22 AM
3some

Philip K Dick

#35
June 4, 2009 04:11 AM Last Edit: June 4, 2009 04:12 AM by MÖTHER-FUCKER
im digging the tense eroticism here

lenko

#36
June 4, 2009 04:17 AM
A sumptous creamy dick, Egoraptor did have! And swain was enjoying every milky minute. In and out, in and out, went ego, as he spouted several children's cartoons catchphrases. Swain just couldn't help but moan in glee, despite being eye to eye with mindchamber's cold, dead, dismembered cranium, which had attracted the attention of a large number of flies, feasting on the remains of the Latino. And shitting on him a bit.

Speaking of shit....

"Ego....please stop....I have to make a fudge surprise" yelped the Swain. "In that...in that bush or something". Ego withdrew his business end from the gargantuan man, and packed his 10-metre penis back into under his dress. A quick re-check on his makeup, and Egoraptor was ready to move on to his next prize. His rival, rtil. The main reason he was here. But first, he fancied a quick snack, so he ate mindchamber's head.

"Uguu~" said rtil. "You may have taken my dear swain but you'll never take me. I hate girls you see!"  

"Ah, but my dear rival" smiled ego. "Look under my dress!"

rtil did so, and boy was he happy at what he saw!

TO BE CONTINUED
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

99

#37
June 4, 2009 06:49 AM Last Edit: June 4, 2009 06:51 AM by 99
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"A masterpiece to be cheerfully remembered throughout the annals of history."--------San Franciso Chronicle

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salutations

#38
June 4, 2009 06:50 AM
lmfao you guys are nuts but i love it

whoareyou

#39
June 4, 2009 08:32 AM
put my homeboy Krabs in it and it'll be hella funny
FUCK SQUF HE SUCKS HIS FATHER'S TESTICLES


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