Post Graduation: An Erotic Novel

[billy]

whenever i read lenko's parts i imagine them being narrated in a british accent

whenever i read lenko's parts i jerk off

[lenko]

Meanwhile, as rtil and ego headed off towards the city, their genitals flapping about as they skated along the roads, a young man was feeling very lonely in the city centre. His TV pilot had bombed because people would rather watch The Cleveland Show, and all hope seemed to be lost. This young man was called Kirb O. Pherr. The youngster slicked back his long mop of hair with his own vomit, because his crushing failure had made him literally sick.

"Why..." he sobbed "did nobody want to watch Brawl Taunts...the animated series...hmph..it was probably Rina's fault...I shouldn't have made it for her! Even for all those blowjobs she gave me!" Kirb stared longingly at a photo of Mario, and unzipped. With his life seemingly over, Kirb had sunk so low that he had to jerk off. And the only nearby thing he could jerk off to was Mario!! Kirb, in all his melancholy, started beating his meat.

"HEY THERE! Watcha doin!" yelled a voice. "Shit!" thought Kirboppy. "I can't be caught jerking off to Mario AGAIN!" he shoved the portly plumber's portrait in his pocket, and zipped back up. However Kirb's footlong dick got caught in his zip! "HOLY MOTHER OF ZELDA!" he yelped. With his dick corrected, Kirb turned to face this interruptor.

"Do you mind, I was...er....playing my gameboy and erm.....you made me lose!" yelled Kirbopher at the blue-haired ruffian. "Hey! My name's Ixintro. I'm the creator of Ixintro Fish Exporter Importing Company Ltd. We import fish exporters, mostly from Taiwan!" his kawaii nose glistened in the moonlight. Kirbopher, at wits end, didn't give a shit about Ixintro's stupid fucking fish company, and was instead staring at his rather large bulge.

Over the horizon, a pair of rollerblading faggots approached....

[shura]

the plot thickens

[lenko]

the plot thickens

amongst other things  

[Mad Meat]

wow! thanks bug for a lovely picture.

[RobHalford]

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[lenko]

sorry guys totally off topic but im changing my sig soon so im uploading it here where its greatness will be known for all eternity

[BloodyCheery]

And what a wonderful signature that is.

Hahahaha, oh boy, my poor ol' bud Ixintro is now in this story. Props on Kirb though. Amazing.

[lenko]

And what a wonderful signature that is.

Hahahaha, oh boy, my poor ol' bud Ixintro is now in this story. Props on Kirb though. Amazing.

He's modified himself to look like tywo in da story

[BloodyCheery]

And what a wonderful signature that is.

Hahahaha, oh boy, my poor ol' bud Ixintro is now in this story. Props on Kirb though. Amazing.

He's modified himself to look like tywo in da story

I noticed.

[lenko]

[Casey Pixmintro]

Rofl... Greatest. Novel. Ever.

Also Lenk, I like your design of Tywo more than my own. :P

[RobHalford]

hahaahahahahaahahahahaha

[lenko]

nonzop scrib and j are gonna handle this for a while

peace out!

[lenko]

btw on their way to the city egoraptor sings a song to rtil here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74t2ijZE-3c

[Abnormal]

lmfao this is the best novel ever, we have to compile this once its done and show it to Random House or some publishing company.

[DrRumack]

scriblam writes another chapter:

ixintro was staring in awe of the beast that was kirbopher's enormous wang, licking his lips. his dong went from dough to a meaty hero sandwich within a few seconds, popping right out of his dress pants.

Kirburger, who had been staring at Ixxy's concealed weiner in return, was both greatly disturbed and uncontrollably arroused.

"Your sausage spear," he mumbled in astonishment,"reminds me of the time in zelda where you fight the big worms."

ixintro remembered that time, very well. It was the first time he got a stiffy, and what got him into the fish exporter importing business.

"Your meaty monster," Ixxle shouted very loudly,"Looks like the award i won from Fishtastic for my Fish Exporter Importer Company that imports fish exporters, mostly from taiwan."
Kirbinstein didn't listen to ixxophers masturbatory jibberish, because just watching his mout move made the Kirb masturbate furiously.

Ix realized what kirb was doing and immediately jumped down and took the explosive cream dispensor in his mouth. Kirbopher, having never been givin oral sex or any sort of sex at all (excluding Rina, who broke pocky in his ass and called it sex), shot his sausage gravy into ix's eager mouth.

as they continued their oral escapades, the two rollerskating faggots had just stopped next to them, and boy were their candles lit!

TO BE CONTINUED

[lenko]

lmfao

fucking brilliant

[Casey Pixmintro]

Oh my god... LMFAOOO

I feel both violated and flattered at the same time. It's baffling!

[DrRumack]

<Ixintro> Boy Hit On Mouth By White-Hot Jizz From Outer Space Travelling At The Speed Of Love
<+mrscriblam> lol