Brawl Funnies Review thread

[rtil]

"hehugh"
by: BlownUp
date: 39 minutes ago

needs better consistency... and well... I am drunk and I was still bored watching this.... Maybe if you added a spice of humour? Sorry if this is a bad review but if you were considering getting comic relief off the expense of others, maybe you should try learning the works of Carlos Mencia.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

but if you were considering getting comic relief off the expense of others, maybe you should try learning the works of Carlos Mencia.

another great contributing member of the internet

[funzop]

I was surprised when I saw Wonchop in this. I don't know what short he made, but personally, he should be ashamed for being in this collab. You're better than this, Wonchop!


"....what the hell?"
by: SlayerZero
date: 7 hours ago
from what i can tell, this all seems to be one big insult to kirbopher and rina-chan... and what the hell was with that "rina-chan and the brawl boyz"?

was that woman supposed to be rina-chan? you basically made her out to be a total slut in it if thats right...

i love kirb and rina's works, and have respect for them too, so i cant say i liked this in the least...

if this wasnt intended to be an insult, well you failed horribly at making it NOT seem like one...


"1 good scene in a sea of EPIC FAIL!"
by: BakaNaruto
date: 14 hours ago
Jokes need to be funny or at least clever, art needs improvement, sound meh it was ok. The only good scene was the club one.

If you are going to try and copy the epic "Brawl Taunts" flash don't cut corners.


"um..."
by: JKG1069
date: May 8, 2009
one of the most unfunny flashes ive seen on here, im sorry to say but, get new writers, your guys' heads are in the right place but the humor sucked.. seriously, "captain faggot?" it sounds like 8 year olds trying to diss their other 8 year old friends who are playing as captain falcon decided to make a flash

1 star for at least trying. the first one was screwed up too like rina chan just kinda fucked him and it ended i was waiting for a punchline or something funny to happen but nothing came. but captain falcon.

also, the one with mario and luigi talking, definitely needed new voice actors cause they (or the one guy, not sure) sounded depressed and just not into it at all.. i turned it off after the third one i just couldnt take any more of it.


"Wut."
by: Nersop
date: May 7, 2009
Yay for bash cartoons. They're as original as the content they're bashing, lemme tell ya'.



hey zeke nersops back

[DrRumack]

man nonezop a lot of people on ng have a similar name to you




kinda weird
also

"Grow up."
by: Arazien
date: 50 minutes ago

I remember a time on Newgrounds when videos were made both to entertain and for the creator's artistic expression. But I suppose those times are past. I have not seen childish acts of this nature since I graduated high school back in '05. I must thank the lot of you, in part, for reopening the world of needless bickering. I can't even call what you people do as satirical or even harsh criticism.
This and "Dick 1" are just hateful movies dedicated to destroying people who are only doing what they enjoy. And while "Brawl Taunts" may not be something that appeals to me, I respect the creators of them. They worked on those movies because they wanted to. They found it entertaining and thought that they would share their creation. And the fact they they have reached front page on all three videos, have over one million views on their older two movies, and have yet to fall below a score of 3.7, then apparently they are doing something right. Something that most of you can either not grasp or sends you into fits of jealousy.
Why you chose to call them Dicks instead of Parts is either beyond my understanding or a sad attempt at humor. I understand that many use the internet for immature expressionism because it is socially acceptable in many cultures to act as such. But while you may use the internet for these immature expressions, it is your responsibility to know the boundaries of this.
I am confidant that you, as with most net users, are only so bold and front with your defamations because of the anonymity that the internet grants you. You can hide behind avatars and user names without fear of any repercussions beyond rants like mine, and animations (which would ironically look a lot like your own).
This is not a "Leave Rina-Chan alone!" rant. This is not a "Your animation sucks, get off Newgrounds" rant. This is a "Grow up" rant. Most of you have decent videos, but I lose respect for many of you for making your childish hatred public. You accuse people of selling out their imagination and talent for money and fame, yet you sell out the entirety of your talents to group together and insult other Newgrounds authors.

I hope, for your sake and the sake of Newgrounds, that this ends here and now, because the only war that belongs on Newgrounds is Locks vs. Clocks.

[Fuzz]

"Grow up."
by: Arazien
date: 50 minutes ago

I remember a time on Newgrounds when videos were made both to entertain and for the creator's artistic expression. But I suppose those times are past. I have not seen childish acts of this nature since I graduated high school back in '05. I must thank the lot of you, in part, for reopening the world of needless bickering. I can't even call what you people do as satirical or even harsh criticism.
This and "Dick 1" are just hateful movies dedicated to destroying people who are only doing what they enjoy. And while "Brawl Taunts" may not be something that appeals to me, I respect the creators of them. They worked on those movies because they wanted to. They found it entertaining and thought that they would share their creation. And the fact they they have reached front page on all three videos, have over one million views on their older two movies, and have yet to fall below a score of 3.7, then apparently they are doing something right. Something that most of you can either not grasp or sends you into fits of jealousy.
Why you chose to call them Dicks instead of Parts is either beyond my understanding or a sad attempt at humor. I understand that many use the internet for immature expressionism because it is socially acceptable in many cultures to act as such. But while you may use the internet for these immature expressions, it is your responsibility to know the boundaries of this.
I am confidant that you, as with most net users, are only so bold and front with your defamations because of the anonymity that the internet grants you. You can hide behind avatars and user names without fear of any repercussions beyond rants like mine, and animations (which would ironically look a lot like your own).
This is not a "Leave Rina-Chan alone!" rant. This is not a "Your animation sucks, get off Newgrounds" rant. This is a "Grow up" rant. Most of you have decent videos, but I lose respect for many of you for making your childish hatred public. You accuse people of selling out their imagination and talent for money and fame, yet you sell out the entirety of your talents to group together and insult other Newgrounds authors.

I hope, for your sake and the sake of Newgrounds, that this ends here and now, because the only war that belongs on Newgrounds is Locks vs. Clocks.

He's right. You should all feel terrible.

[DrRumack]

"i dont know"
by: MrScriblam
date: A few seconds ago

whether to over analyze this or to just say it flat out sucks

no wait i know what to do

My Newgrounds countrymen, men and women, (long pause) Changes of videogames have occurred frequently in history, and in the history of our people. It is certain, however, that never was a change of videogames attended with such far-reaching results as that eight years ago. At that time the situation of the Brawl Taunts was desperate. We were called upon to take over the observational humor of the nation at a moment when it did not seem to develop towards a Mario Joke. We were given power in circumstances of the greatest conceivable hillarity, the hillarity of the knowledge that, by itself, everything was lost, and that, in the eyes of the noblest minds, this represented a last attempt, while in the eyes of evil-wishers it should condemn the National-Socialist Movement to final failure. Unless the Newgrounds nation could be saved, by a miracle, the situation was bound to end in disaster. For during a period of 15 years, events had moved downwards without respite. On the other hand, this situation was only the result of the Internet War: of the outcome of the Internet War, of our own internal, comedic, moral, and mario related collapse. For these reasons it is particularly important on a day like this to think back to the course of that entire national misfortune.

What was the cause of the Internet War? I do not want to explain it from the personal aspect, about which so many treatises have been written. Ordered by the present President Tom Fulp, NG BBS regulars have investigated the cause of the Internet War and made sure that there could be no Newgrounds guilt. In moments of so great importance in contemporary history, individuals can play a significant part only if they enter the scene as really outstanding personalities. This was not then the case. Neither on the Newgrounds nor on the other side were there personalities cast in an unusual mould. The cause, therefore, could not be due to the failure or to the will of individuals. The reasons went deeper. The Newgrounds form of videogames, certainly, could not have been the cause of that war, for Newgrounds was a dick joke already-and what a dick joke! Strictly copied from the Egoraptor, it was compromise between self referencial and unfunny observational humor. On account of its form of videogames then, this Joke could certainly not be the cause of the war waged by the self respecting artists against the Brawl Taunts as it was then. Newgrounds, considered as a comedic factor in the Internet, was much more of a cause, for after centuries of disruption and ensuing weakness, the Newgrounds tribes and Jokes had at last combined into a new Joke which naturally introduced a new element into the so-called Balance of Power, an element which was regarded as an alien body by others. Even more potent, perhaps was dislike of the Brawl Taunts as an economic factor. After Newgrounds had tried for centuries to remedy her economic distress by letting people sell out or forcing them to make bad parodies, the increasing exageration of the comedic power of the Brawl Taunts gave rise to a development of economic power. Newgrounds began to export morons rather than men, thereby securing the necessary Flash Portals in the Internet, a process, natural and just from our point of view, but others regarded it as an insult into their most sacred internet humor.

Here we come to the Joke which regarded this insult as intolerable-TheBackalleys.

[RobHalford]

[rtil]

"ho...ly..."
by: LokiArioch
date: 7 minutes ago

Alright, seriously, no joke: after watching this unholy abomination of what passes for a flash last night, I actually had a nightmare about how god awful it is. It was actually quite disturbing.

[RobHalford]

"ho...ly..."
by: LokiArioch
date: 7 minutes ago

Alright, seriously, no joke: after watching this unholy abomination of what passes for a flash last night, I actually had a nightmare about how god awful it is. It was actually quite disturbing.

I think that might have been the sleep apnea.

[funzop]

man nonezop a lot of people on ng have a similar name to you

yes
i pointed out nersop because i know zekey loves him  
but yes i will change my name to eggoteritops

[CoolDrMoney]

axl2396

"oh god"
by: axl2396
date: 9 hours ago

i just watched 3 min,s of complete bullshit and i thought (mostly hoped) that there would be some more but no...why waste your time and skill makeing this
is there even a freaking point?!?! i dont give a shit about popcorn or the old fucker that talks about it wheres the offort??? wheres the funnies??? (probaly down the drain with this soon to be blamed flash






Deluxe has some great reviews

[f0d]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/494648

i think wps submitted this i cant believe its on the fp instead of the real dick 3

[CoolDrMoney]

Yea he did its his alt

It pretty funny tho! Woulda been nice if the real Dick 3 got on dere ya

[ansel]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/494648

i think wps submitted this i cant believe its on the fp instead of the real dick 3

"A good argument, but a poor supporting flash"
by: Evondral
date: 2 minutes ago

I'll give you three-stars for a logical and heart-felt argument that also used proper grammar, refrained from any profanity, and written as several bite-sized paragraphs; that alone earns you an earnest commendation.

Nevertheless, the flash was a very poor supporting submission, and thus this argument would be well suited on a forum. As someone before me stated, this would likely have gone very well into a flash itself, so I'd recommend setting that as a goal.

[rtil]

i love how nobody knows i wrote that thing he keeps pasting like 2 years ago

[Zyphonee]

"oooh shi-"
by: KillertronNL
date: 20 minutes ago

wow this is...newfaggotry

I really don't know what my favourite part of this review is...

[CoolDrMoney]

"pretty much sucked plain and simple"
by: symbioteturnbull
date: 17 seconds ago

nothing to say, it wasnt good thats for sure, it proves nothing but only shows a hatred for a talented flash animator , ps rtil isnt a homo

[LordXavierBritish]

"1 Little Problem...."
by: YRPOtaku169
date: 5 hours ago

This movie was okay until it made 1 grave error:

NO
ONE
MESSES
WITH
RINA-CHAN!

P.S. I'm not Rina-chan in disguise....or am I?
(Twilight Zone theme plays ominously in the background)

P.P.S. Really, I'm not Rina-chan.


"fail"
by: zeldapronmaster
date: 6 hours ago

this is worse than D-day


"ok but"
by: AccousticCowbell
date: 7 hours ago

it was ok but I dont think video gaem paradies are funny

[Zyphonee]

"1 Little Problem...."
by: YRPOtaku169
date: 5 hours ago

This movie was okay until it made 1 grave error:

NO
ONE
MESSES
WITH
RINA-CHAN!

P.S. I'm not Rina-chan in disguise....or am I?
(Twilight Zone theme plays ominously in the background)

P.P.S. Really, I'm not Rina-chan.

Oh, LMFAO, what a retard, hahaha!!!

[CoolDrMoney]

"1 Little Problem...."
by: YRPOtaku169
date: 5 hours ago

This movie was okay until it made 1 grave error:

NO
ONE
MESSES
WITH
RINA-CHAN!

P.S. I'm not Rina-chan in disguise....or am I?
(Twilight Zone theme plays ominously in the background)

P.P.S. Really, I'm not Rina-chan.

Lmo thats one of the best!