starcraft 2

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cipher

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I had a dream that I was playing a 1v1 with Sev and I was trying to neural parasite his mothership but the button wouldn't work.

Then one of my expos just flat out disappeared




Isn't that interesting.

Sinitron


rtil

Quote from: CipherI had a dream that I was playing a 1v1 with Sev and I was trying to neural parasite his mothership but the button wouldn't work.

Then one of my expos just flat out disappeared




Isn't that interesting.
i will admit i have had dreams about starcraft as well
don't remember what happened in any of them though

BluPhoenix

Quote from: rtil
Quote from: CipherI had a dream that I was playing a 1v1 with Sev and I was trying to neural parasite his mothership but the button wouldn't work.

Then one of my expos just flat out disappeared




Isn't that interesting.
i will admit i have had dreams about starcraft as well
don't remember what happened in any of them though
i had a dream that i was in a 1v1 with rtil where i was SO CLOSE to winning then fuck all a 150 baneling army came out of no where and disintegrated everything



then rtil popped out of my screen and made the 'does this look unsure to you' face
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Crabarms

Had a weird ZVZ.
The guy had the baneling portrait so I thought he might have a bit more experience then me so I was a bit cautious.
He walls off his base with evolution chambers and had no expansion. I thought he might of hid one somewhere so I took a bunch of zerglings and spread them all over the map to find nothing. The zerglings I put near his ramps weren't hit so I made a few overseers for each base and sent one down to them just in case he got tunneling claws/burrow. Then I was shocked his whole army consisted of 6 roaches and 6 hydras. My broodlords sweep in and kills him. I could of killed him early on with a few zergs all I needed to really do was just destroy one evo run away for a bit then kill his queen and some of the roaches he had.  


Sinitron

basically you have a shitty dick mmr and you get pitted against people who are fucking terrible

or maybe he was just drunk/high/let his younger siblings play

WHO KNOWS

rtil

sounds like he should be playing terran instead

Sinitron

tbf he must have been real quick to spread creep all the way over to the ramp and wall it off with evo chambers before crabs got his lings out

psi43

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Quote from: Tron Sawyerbasically you have a shitty dick mmr and you get pitted against people who are fucking terrible

or maybe he was just drunk/high/let his younger siblings play

WHO KNOWS

to my knowledge there actually are bronze players with more than 2000 games played, so its only plausible that they would, at some point, reach good avatars but still suck ass.

i wonder how you cant improve after so many games tho

also walling off your first expansion with evo chambers on shakuras plateu is somewhat of an okay thing to do but seeing as that map is probably off the rotation now and that guy walled in his first base my argument here is irrelevant

rtil

the people like that are mostly portrait farmers who don't actually try to get better at the game

psi43

Quote from: rtilthe people like that are mostly portrait farmers who don't actually try to get better at the game

why would you play a game that you could enjoy when your only goal is to get portraits
i will never understand these people

rtil

they follow the same logic as achievement whores on steam/xbox/etc

Sinitron

OR MAYBE SOME OF US JUST DON'T THINK DIAMOND LEAGUE IS FUN WHEN WE CAN PLANETARY FORTRESS RUSH OR PROXY HATCH OR WHATEVER IN BRONZE

new maps kind of ruined everything though

rtil

you can just, yknow, check off the new maps. typhon peaks isn't too bad

Sinitron

can't check off enough of them

Crabarms

What he did was build the evo chambers close to his base. He made four of them and did not even upgrade anything. For him to leave his base he had to destroy another one. So really there was 6 evo chambers because I destroyed one.

Sinitron

uh crabs just upload the replay or something

rtil

Quote from: Tron Sawyercan't check off enough of them
check off:
backwater gulch
slag pits
delta quadrant




done

Sinitron

uh no

bwg and dq aren't even that bad (though they're both ugly)

slag pits and metalopolis are awful maps, with either really short or really long rush distances

typhon peaks is retarded, it has grass in your main, and it's also too damn huge - but at least it has some real chokes so it's possible to defend expos, unlike shattered temple


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