Mystery of Donnington Creek

[lenko]

Lenko presents

under the pseudonym "Jeff Blaine"

MYSTERY of
DONNINGTON
Creek!

"Five days. I haven't shaved in five days." Lenko's beard had been itching for five days because he had not shaved it and it was making him itch. The journey to Donnington creek had lasted 5 days, and Lenko had not been able to shave within those five days because of the lack of his fave razor on the ferry there. Along with his two co-partners Billy and Shad, he had just gotten to the wonderful Donnington Creek - a winter resort filled with exciting ruins and snowy mountains.

"May we remind each other why we are here" Lenko reminded the two as he reminded them why they were there.

"I'm here to get inspiration for my latest album" grinned ice-cool Shad, wearing two fox furred coats because it was, literally, very cold. Shad was a musician making an album and has come to Donnington Creek to get inspiration for his latest album. Wearing shades and headphones (with nothing connected to them), he starts making his bed in the 4-bed luxury lodge - why 4, you ask? Because there is yet to be another visitor - and she is female.

"I'm here to pound some babes, of course!" Billy jumped into the conversation from the shelf. Billy, a great man, was a revolutionary of his time, and would often introduce girls to their first trip to 'brown town'.

Lenko himself, was a suave English novelist and has nice teeth.

Suddenly, the trio heard a knock on the door.



"What in the shitting crikey is that!" said Lenko.

What will Billy have for dinner?

A. Fish

B. Potato

C. Jelly Tots

[Casey Pixmintro]

Ha wow, B. Just a potato, nothin fancy about it.

[creamcorn]

b. because id love to see a potatoe with a lenko fa- i mean in your style

*potato

[Crabarms]

B potato.

[lenko]

Billy ate a potato - the potato was great!! However, it was raw, because as Lenko noticed, there was not a cooker.

"Fuck answering the door" smirked lenko. "I am going to play my favourite video game"

Lenko sat down on the couch, made of soft leather. He then removed his large parka. And then he put the parka on the floor. Lenko was wearing a 'One Piece' shirt depicting his favourite character, Sanji Banji, smoking a small cigarette. The couch was soft and leathery and felt pleasant on Lenko's immaculate, if hairy, buttocks. Lenko turned on his GameBoy Advance to conquer the 2nd dungeon of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. I lied, he didn't turn it on, because there was no batteries.

"Fuck, no fucking batteries" Lenko nonchalantly exclaimed to Billy Monks, who had just finished his apathetic raw potato.

"Lenko, I don't feel so good, I'm going to go to bed for an hour man. I really should have cooked this raw potato, or eaten a nice fish or some sweet adorable Jelly Tots. However, my stomach is sick, and so is my head - I'm going for a lay down in my bed for an hour man."

"Jesus fucking Christ. Now I have to answer the door anyways in order to go and get new batteries." Lenko snarled. It was customary for the trio to not actually do anything pertaining to the locale on their first day there, and Lenko just wanted to play Zelda. To add to the rage, Kanye West was on TV. Lenko HAD to get out of this house. And the remote was broken so he couldn't turn Kanye West off, and also the volume on the TV was stuck at maximum. That's when it hit Lenko.



"That TV has been on before we came here."

What will Lenko Do?

A. Answer the Door
C. Climb out of the window to avoid answering the door
Z. Watch Kanye West on TV

[Wasim]

c

[jjjjjjjjjj]

z

[dilly]

A. could be a sexy lady out there  

[Casey Pixmintro]

C.

[Philip K Dick]

sorry this needs more hentai

[lenko]

sorry this needs more hentai

vote and your choice may just lead to an erotic surprise for our protagonists!

[SHADOWFOX2]

I just got done reading some Dr. McNinja, so definitely B

[lenko]

wtf shad there is no B!

[RobHalford]

[SHADOWFOX2]

Haha what in the world
C. Climb out of the window to avoid answering the door

[DrRumack]

Z

[shura]

A

[The Good Ole Ant]

they all suck, give me a 4th optionnnnnnn

[lenko]

no!

[jjjjjjjjjj]

yes!