Mystery of Donnington Creek

[ansel]

c because it could be a masked assailant

[lenko]

Lenko, desperate to not answer the door but also not listen to the awful auto-tune of Kanye West's vocal shenanigans, decided to take an emergency route out of the window. However, this presented a problem - Lenko had forgotten how to open windows, for he suffered from spontaneous amnesia.

"I need to solve this problem." said Lenko, staring at the ice-cold, transparent piece of glass that formed the window. The window he had to break (like many the heart of a girl on his journeys), in order to escape in comfort. Despite the fact he is expecting another guest, Lenko ha-

[size=]KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK[/size]

-Lenko had a phobia of not answering doors - possibly. Or maybe he just enjoyed the sound of knocking - human bone and flesh repeatedly banging on cold wood, truly symbolic of man's struggle against themselves.

Flustered and desperate, and paranoid that Shad or Billy would answer the door (despite both being busy, with Shad unpacking and Billy asleep), Lenko grabbed the TV and launched it at the window, smashing it into exactly 14,677 pieces. And now it was time to escape! Lenko leapt out of the window with all the grace and speed of a Lion - truly, this mighty brit was a majestic sight when in motion.

Landing in the cold snow, Lenko suddenly realised the error of his ways. "Oh shit, I left my parka in there. I'm fucking freezing already and I can't go round to the front because someone's there. Also, the window is too high for me to jump up - after all, I bounced off the sofa to launch myself through the frame."

Go into the village
C) Go to the front door and greet the guest

[spite]

C)

Who could it be?!?!?!???

[Casey Pixmintro]

       

[DrRumack]

 cuz

[creamcorn]

still no hentai wtf???????????

[emanhattan]

my dick is losing an inch every second I dont see hentai
if this does not stop it soon could go backwards

[lenko]

there will be hot hentai soon!

[jjjjjjjjjj]

can i be in it

[creamcorn]

ok i vote  because i trust you

[shura]

omg rude! go answer the door B(

[spite]

omg rude! go answer the door B(

swat im sayin

[billy]

billy gotta get his knocker polished

[trent bortknob]

Lenko had forgotten how to open windows, for he suffered from spontaneous amnesia.

fuckin futurama ripoff FUCK YOU

i choose C

[Necronomitr0n]

most definitely

[SHADOWFOX2]

I'm pretty sure I'd stop packing to answer the door.
While you're in the adventurous mood of spontaneity, why not see what the village is all about?

[lenko]

Eager to inspect the culture of Donnington Creek, which, by the way, is in Japan, Lenko stole a car and drove down there. After failing to park the car and crashing it into a lamp-post, he decided to go to the shop and bought 4 delicious cakes. "One for me, one for Shad and Billy, and two for me HEH" he smirked. Lenko grinned and his eyes looked seedily to the right (or optionally, the left).



The village was a nice Japanese province with some Austrian influence - it seemed like Austrians had built the snowboarding resort here. Lenko inspected the many shops, but couldn't find one with a sexy lady at the till.

Meanwhile, Billy awoke from his nap. "Man, that was a nightmare! I only shafted 2 girls in an hour - I didn't even jizz! Oh wait". After a bit of a cleanup from that embarrassing fiasco, Billy trundled downstairs on his portable scooter and munched on the "Kawaii Krunchies" that had been eerily supplied to the trio pre-arrival. "This cereal is very kawaii" Billy thought to himself. "It almost makes me want to watch Japanese anime..."
And without a moment of haste, Billy was eating even MORE Kawaii crunches and was using the Emergency Backup TV (that actually works also Kanye West is banned from the stations) to watch 'Pokemon Diamond and Pearl."

Billy found the appearance of 'Brock' very cool. He was neutral on the blue haired girl, and Ash made him feel nonchalant. However, the characters 'Team Rocket' appeared. Billy was very aroused by these beautiful specimens! Except the cat, that would just be weird.

"I'm gonna have to do it. I hope Shad is still making his bed"....Billy whipped out his thing and got ready to explode. But suddenly, the door opened!!! (Billy is partially deaf and could not hear the knocking).

Back in the village, Lenko was absent-mindedly looking for sexy shop girls, until he bumped into a large figure in a trenchcoat.

"Who are you, you don't look Japanese or Austrian. You another visitor?"


 Sushi Surprises
  Shoe Store
 Mystery Store

[DrRumack]

 because its the least interesting thing on the list THEREFORE something cool has to be there!!!

[creamcorn]

yeah like hentai

[SHADOWFOX2]

Obviously Lenko should visit the  store because
If Red's any good at being a detective, he'll probably find you about the car so hurry up