what u do 2 attract the women

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Halcion

#20
February 28, 2008 09:17 PM
If all else fails, my friend Rohypnol will help you.
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KingDavid

#21
February 28, 2008 09:20 PM
i'm just myself - but i can have problems talking to girls
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: Sinitronit sucks ass okay

and muse isnt that great anyway
thanks ill use this comment to help myself improve

Philip K Dick

#22
February 28, 2008 09:49 PM
johanna amsterdam

trent bortknob

#23
February 28, 2008 10:13 PM
No sé. Solía ser bastante tímido en torno a las niñas de un año o dos atrás y yo solo tipo de decidió que si me gusta una niña voy a hablar con ella y si tengo la impresión de que le gusta mi espalda, yo le invito a cabo. No me gusta a pesar de que muchas niñas, sin importar qué tan calientes que son. Realmente depende de si hay algún tipo de similitud entre yo y la niña. Si le gusta una banda que me gusta entonces me establecidos.

trent bortknob

#25
February 28, 2008 10:25 PM
QUE ES USTED BRUTO ESTúPIDO IDIOTA CULO TE ODIO PERRA FOLLANDO MUEREN EN UN AGUJERO DE MIERDA Y CULO AGUJERO

monkeyscanfly

#26
February 28, 2008 10:53 PM
Quote from: FreekCanyone who says this topic is gay is gay themselves when you think about the bigger picture!!

anyway i get a lot of time off from the army now i passed my driving course so i find myself in clubs alot of weekends (if i dont shave that is)

i find all the cheesy crap off movies doesnt work at all. trying to be smooth, pick up lines, buying drinks. nah, crap dont work.

i find the easiest way is dancing. i hate dancing, but when youre very drunk as everyone else is and youre on the dancefloor girls are all over you. and im generally a quiet guy so id usually be sat in the corner drinking my pint on my own but if you liven up a bit i find everything is 10x easier.


so post how you try and get girls. or guys. or what generally seems to work for you. or tell me to fuck off and that this is a stupid thread. or post a mildly related image macro. s'all good.

Are you in Army National Guard, Army, or  army OCS? o.O

Halcion

#27
February 28, 2008 11:21 PM
Quote from: Zekeyi poo in front of them
so your into japanese girls
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sQueef

#28
February 28, 2008 11:26 PM
Honestly I already lost my virginity and my lifes goal was to have secks before I turned 18 so yeah. (not bragging but just saying I'm happy at least )

I would like very much to have another girlfriend though, it's been far too long since this computer tower here took over my life
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

MRat

#29
February 28, 2008 11:29 PM
My last steady girlfriend was at 15. 3 fecking years. Luckily short spurts of flingy romance aren't too hard to find.


Still, companionship, when not with a psycho, is nice.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Neoworms

#30
February 29, 2008 11:39 AM
i shou em mai mat w0rms skilze

zomfgbie

#31
February 29, 2008 02:01 PM
Quote from: monkeyscanflyAre you in Army National Guard, Army, or  army OCS? o.O

royal armoured corps. im british

anyway i made this thread cause i had a date last night. which involved drinking vodka and watching family guy whilst my mum was out (im 17, and have no need for my own place yet)

i dont wanna sound like a fag but i dont know how it went :|
she stayed over and everything but i got too drunk and we never really connected. oh well, im useless. live and learn

also im not just saying this so i can go "omg i got laid guyz!!" cause i have nothing to gain from showing off over the internet to a bunch of guys i will never meet in real life.

anyway looks like ill have to find another victim
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

sQueef

#32
February 29, 2008 02:14 PM
FreekC makes good points. He's intelligent. I like Freeksea. Freeksy. There are endless possibilities...
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

Thor

#33
February 29, 2008 03:17 PM
I use the mystery method :goggles: :furhat:

redmongoose

#34
February 29, 2008 04:39 PM
Quote from: HalcionRohypnol

lol
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Crabarms

#35
February 29, 2008 04:45 PM
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redmongoose

#36
February 29, 2008 04:48 PM
crabarms what the heck is that
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

zomfgbie

#37
February 29, 2008 04:49 PM
buttalleys
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Crabarms

#38
February 29, 2008 04:51 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEcrabarms what the heck is that
oh its the chemical for a date rape drug
I was joking though

redmongoose

#39
February 29, 2008 05:00 PM
rofl

i mean rape is no laughing matter!
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!
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