what u do 2 attract the women

zomfgbie · February 29, 2008 05:11 PM

Quote from: SqueefHonestly I already lost my virginity and my lifes goal was to have secks before I turned 18 so yeah. (not bragging but just saying I'm happy at least )

I would like very much to have another girlfriend though, it's been far too long since this computer tower here took over my life

i lost mine at 15 but it was dumb and i regret it. im not so naive now i want a descent relationship theyre just so hard to hold down.

and the computer took over my life when i was 9, when i started playing red alert 2 online.

psi43 · February 29, 2008 05:25 PM

Quote from: Neowormsi shou em mai mat w0rms skilze

lmfao
I do exactly the same thing!

zomfgbie · February 29, 2008 05:39 PM

i still need to get worms armageddon online

Halcion · February 29, 2008 05:42 PM

Quote from: crabarmsC16H12FN3O3

didnt i mention rohypnol already?

redmongoose · February 29, 2008 05:46 PM

who is this rohypnol guy? he sounds like a master pick up artist

mishkamash · February 29, 2008 05:47 PM

i tell them to get on

Halcion · February 29, 2008 05:54 PM

Rohypnol lurks in pubs and clubs and often pays for the taxi ride to the girls home, for something in return

Philip K Dick · February 29, 2008 07:46 PM

sylvia slutcarcass

f0d · March 1, 2008 05:03 AM

im no good at it lmao i met the current girl im dating online

shit i gtg go over to her place rite now bye

anigen · March 1, 2008 05:10 AM

i go on sheezyart and pick one of my opposite-sex friends at random and then we're an item pow

vinexist · March 1, 2008 05:34 AM

Be as geeky and as dorky as you can, Never fails. Ever.

wolf · March 1, 2008 10:09 AM

i fuck them against the wall

vinexist · March 1, 2008 10:36 AM

No you dont.

psi43 · March 1, 2008 03:35 PM

Quote from: deadSTARNo you dont.

Trust me, he does.

mishkamash · March 1, 2008 03:37 PM

Quote from: ΨNicole
Quote from: deadSTARNo you dont.

Trust me, he does.

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT, MS.NICOLE????

rtil · March 1, 2008 05:13 PM

hahaha

vinexist · March 1, 2008 07:49 PM

Well...I wont be sleeping tonight, That mental image just broke me.

f0d · March 1, 2008 09:45 PM

Quote from: MiroI just be there friend.
IT either works or it doesn't

but the end result is you look better to girls then the average beast guy anyway

from my experience being friends with them has NEVER worked

u have to be upfront at some point

GRINACE · March 2, 2008 03:08 AM

^
I agree.

rtil · March 2, 2008 08:06 AM

i rip off my shirt and start bending anything metal around me