what u do 2 attract the women

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zomfgbie

February 28, 2008 12:01 PM
anyone who says this topic is gay is gay themselves when you think about the bigger picture!!

anyway i get a lot of time off from the army now i passed my driving course so i find myself in clubs alot of weekends (if i dont shave that is)

i find all the cheesy crap off movies doesnt work at all. trying to be smooth, pick up lines, buying drinks. nah, crap dont work.

i find the easiest way is dancing. i hate dancing, but when youre very drunk as everyone else is and youre on the dancefloor girls are all over you. and im generally a quiet guy so id usually be sat in the corner drinking my pint on my own but if you liven up a bit i find everything is 10x easier.


so post how you try and get girls. or guys. or what generally seems to work for you. or tell me to fuck off and that this is a stupid thread. or post a mildly related image macro. s'all good.
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

zomfgbie

#1
February 28, 2008 04:24 PM
youre all fags
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

W.A.C.

#2
February 28, 2008 04:31 PM
You created this thread at 4AM. It's not like you can expect a bunch of responses 4 hours later.

redmongoose

#3
February 28, 2008 04:36 PM
When I was in vegas I walked up to this hottie and asked 'hey do you know what I could do to get rid of scar tissue?' and then when she asked why I lifted my shirt and showed off my bronzed six pakc pointing to the battle scar on my chest.  She walked me back to her hotel room big pimpin spendin Gs
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Necronomitr0n

#4
February 28, 2008 04:37 PM
Quote from: FreekCok lets stop talking about how to find girls online thats a new low
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Philip K Dick

#5
February 28, 2008 04:40 PM
aliciia fimplestein

SHADOWFOX2

#6
February 28, 2008 04:48 PM
Well hygiene and cologne's always a good start I guess...
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then again, sorry for that question

CoolDrMoney

#7
February 28, 2008 05:36 PM
Well first I show up

and thats bout it yea dawg
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
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date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

Philip K Dick

#8
February 28, 2008 06:28 PM
charlita goldheimer

MRat

#9
February 28, 2008 07:33 PM
I like to meet girls in malls. But really you just need to be confident and a good conversationalist.


If you want a girlfriend and a courtship, let her talk mostly, if you want a quick fuck, you do most of the talking. A guy who's really good at picking up girls doesn't even need to lie, he can make mundane boring shit sound interesting and exciting.

It's all about communication, you don't even need to be all that good looking if you can chat up a storm.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Philip K Dick

#10
February 28, 2008 08:13 PM
fredrica thompson

psi43

#11
February 28, 2008 08:48 PM
I whip my meat out and all the girlies come

FG_SPace

#12
February 28, 2008 08:55 PM
bring a friend. both get drunk find a girl who brought a friend. one of you takes one for the team and takes the ugly friend and the other one gets the hot one. then the next night switch.

Eiffel Towering girls is a great idea too if you can get them drunk

Gerkinman

#13
February 28, 2008 08:59 PM
I treat em like shit, girls love being treated like shit.

billy

#14
February 28, 2008 09:06 PM
once a hot girl flirted with me because I was wearing a Newgrounds tshirt

topcatyo

#15
February 28, 2008 09:06 PM
I just be myself, which is awesome.
Seriously, though, I used to be shy until last year I decided "Being shy is being a pussy, and I don't like pussies."  So I stopped being shy and now girls are just kinda attracted to me without me trying.
I'm awesome.

billy

#16
February 28, 2008 09:07 PM
Quote from: topcatyoI don't like pussies.

fag

topcatyo

#17
February 28, 2008 09:09 PM
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: topcatyoI don't like pussies.

fag
Hahaha, shit, walked right into that one
I'm awesome.

billy

#18
February 28, 2008 09:11 PM
Quote from: topcatyo
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: topcatyoI don't like pussies.

fag
Hahaha, shit, walked right into that one

lol, just kidding, you're a cool dude

I'm still kind of shy but it doesn't matter because I've already met a very wonderful girl who thinks I'm the shit which is pretty much 90% of what I want in life.

topcatyo

#19
February 28, 2008 09:16 PM
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: topcatyo
Quote from: Billy Monks
Quote from: topcatyoI don't like pussies.

fag
Hahaha, shit, walked right into that one

lol, just kidding, you're a cool dude

I'm still kind of shy but it doesn't matter because I've already met a very wonderful girl who thinks I'm the shit which is pretty much 90% of what I want in life.
Hahaha, s'alright

Kickass that you got a girl.
I'm awesome.
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