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Started by zomfgbie, January 16, 2008 11:25 PM

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zomfgbie

January 16, 2008 11:25 PM
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/

Hannibal the unconventional Photon Cannon
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

MRat

#2
January 16, 2008 11:35 PM
Quote from: FreekChttp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/577/

Hannibal the unconventional Photon Cannon


Haha, I could do that all day long.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Crabarms

#3
January 16, 2008 11:41 PM
Darth Vader the Flexible Intruder

Necronomitr0n

#4
January 17, 2008 12:14 AM
Colonel Sanders the Unconventional Photon Cannon
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

mishkamash

#5
January 17, 2008 12:16 AM
Darth Vader the Unconventional Pocket Rocket

^lmao
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

MRat

#6
January 17, 2008 12:16 AM
Woody the Tiniest Big Pink Cock well that was pretty accurate. I wonder if the program is pyschic.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Daagah

#7
January 17, 2008 12:38 AM
Darth Vader the Unconventional Softball Bat

well that was dissapointing

Philip K Dick

#8
January 17, 2008 12:44 AM
my dick already has a name sorry

rtil

#9
January 17, 2008 12:55 AM
Frank the Terrifying Electric Organ

adamant

#10
January 17, 2008 02:10 AM
prince charlie

Crabarms

#11
January 17, 2008 03:43 AM
Bob Saget - Albert Tatlock the Strangely Proportioned Spaghetti Strand

zomfgbie

#12
January 17, 2008 09:03 AM
haha jeez

i couldve made a topic with a point, morale or reason but i guess this was just as entertaining
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

ThunderCurls

#13
January 17, 2008 10:37 AM
Humphrey the Understated Intruder

Daagah

#14
January 17, 2008 12:46 PM
Darth Vader - Darth Vader the Ever-ready Space Invader

MRat

#15
January 17, 2008 05:19 PM
Quote from: DaagahDarth Vader - Darth Vader the Ever-ready Space Invader

pffft that one makes sense, wheres the fun in that.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Miro

#16
January 17, 2008 05:56 PM
Microsoft the Unconventional Monstrosity

psi43

#17
January 17, 2008 06:21 PM
Colonel Sanders the Lipstick Covered Prehensile Tentacle

fits it pretty well, I guess.

MRat

#18
January 17, 2008 06:24 PM
Quote from: ΨPsi43Colonel Sanders the Lipstick Covered Prehensile Tentacle

fits it pretty well, I guess.

I should probably start putting lipstick on my penis. That way it's looks like someone fellated me. I'd feel cool.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

psi43

#19
January 17, 2008 07:19 PM
Quote from: MRat
Quote from: ΨPsi43Colonel Sanders the Lipstick Covered Prehensile Tentacle

fits it pretty well, I guess.

I should probably start putting lipstick on my penis. That way it's looks like someone fellated me. I'd feel cool.


One of my favorite "your mom" jokes that isn't really a "your mom" joke:

Tell your mom not to use as much lipstick anymore, my dick looks like a rainbow.

^Not too funny but better than most of the other jokes
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