dick name generator

[MRat]

Colonel Sanders the Lipstick Covered Prehensile Tentacle

fits it pretty well, I guess.

I should probably start putting lipstick on my penis. That way it's looks like someone fellated me. I'd feel cool.

One of my favorite "your mom" jokes that isn't really a "your mom" joke:

Tell your mom not to use as much lipstick anymore, my dick looks like a rainbow.

^Not too funny but better than most of the other jokes

yeah it's a pretty good one. i've heard it once before i think, and i laughed.

[Nadroj0711]

it's pretty good
but also crude and tasteless

[MRat]

tasteless

doesn't actually exist. old women who don't want their men so much as thinking other women exist invented this concept.

[Nadroj0711]

okay then classless

[MRat]

okay then classless

probably, but who needs class when you've got lipsticks smears on your dick?!

[Philip K Dick]

i think mrat's post count has gone up by at least 300 in the last 3 days

[KingDavid]

Darth Vader the Adjustable Pocket Rocket

[Fuzz]

Tom Jones the Ultrasonic Big Pink Cock

[Nadroj0711]

i think mrat's post count has gone up by at least 300 in the last 3 days

i've noticed

he needs a


break

[MRat]

i think mrat's post count has gone up by at least 300 in the last 3 days

i've noticed

he needs a


break

i have no life. im putting together my portfolio for college, and i have work off this week, so my entire day is spent in my room.