Things that make you cry

Started by Bamyasi, August 16, 2016 04:16 AM

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Bamyasi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sadfh0nj3Qw

I want to travel back in time to 1992 and kiss her sweet eyebrows.

Dust


rtil


Bamyasi


rtil


soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

SrsSam77


MealGin

i cried during tba's funeral

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Bamyasi

I wish I didn't look at RottenTomatoes recently enough to remember CWC's half brother exists and he runs a website entitled "The Smartest Film Critic in the World and most of his Youtube videos have under 100 views and most of the sad, dumb adults/therapists I know say I should go into film criticism.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

SrsSam77

I thought CWC's brother was actually a sucessful something something tho

rtil

that guy is actually CWC's half brother?

Bamyasi

Quote from: rtil on September  9, 2016 05:27 AM
that guy is actually CWC's half brother?
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey

Quote from: Sonichu wikiCole occasionally hosts eBay auctions for the winning bidder to spend a night with him drinking craft beer at his wife's bar and talking about film, proving that despite one half-brother being a pretentious hipster douchebag, and the other being an emotionally stunted autistic manchild, they both share the same bloated ego.

Billing himself as "The Smartest Film Critic in the World," (a title that esteemed film critic Roger Ebert once mocked) Cole regularly posts his reviews to YouTube, but his videos have hilariously low view counts, rarely more than a few hundred per video and sometimes not even more than a few dozen, even on reviews of well-known films. Whatever the reason, this means that, ironically, the various videos Chris posted to YouTube over the years were literally many thousands of times more popular than those of his theoretically more successful brother.

rtil

weird i never knew that until now, considering i have heard of cole smithey and thought i knew a lot about cwc.

Bamyasi

Life is full of horrific surprises.

Yvonne

This is my second time making (and obligatory eating of) PB&J.

I had it with sliced banana this afternoon. Right now, I wanna trim off the crust to see what all the hype was of soft bread and good PB&J as a kid.

No bananas in this serving. I'm eating it right now. Sliced it down the middle. No toasted bread.

This makes me cry. Good stuff.

Yvonne

À la Wiki: Seasonal affective disorder (SAD), also known as winter depression, winter blues, summer depression or seasonal depression



O mister sun, sun - mister golden sun
please shine light on me

Bamyasi

Autumn is the best season fuck you!

SrsSam77

I find that, historically, I only get that seasonal thing if I don't exercise, if I do exercise (be it a good amount of walking or keeping a jogging schedule) I'm A-ok

rtil

i have the opposite of SAD

places without seasons are boring af (and usually disgusting cuz it's always hot and never rains)

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