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[SrsSam77]

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5b08cy/warning_graphic_i_dont_think_you_guys_appreciate/

Can someone brave see what podesta was up to, I'd click the video links but I've already seen enough shit this week

[rtil]

looks like some kind of weird new age satanic ritual involving pigs blood and spiritual energy

that or some fucked up art project

certainly no cooking going on that's for sure

[Bamyasi]

YEAH ART

[SrsSam77]

[Yvonne]

YEAH ART

Boop. It's too large an image size wise. It's less than 1 MB though - I hope my conversions are right.

Essentially, I took light on the word play of what was wished upon these men(?). You can whack the pool noodle on him and he won't die. The same goes for the cleaver that is a spatula. Chewed up by a cat. A dog? Does he own a cat? In my illustration, he will have a cat.

If you whip the spatula at the other guy from across the room and you've practiced with a deck of cards to shred things, then the velocity of the thrown spatula might decapitate him. I hadn't considered that. Until now.

Perhaps give the pool noodle guy a pillow for a shield from the blows.

[SrsSam77]

[Bamyasi]

What.

Also:

Okay so,





Either the Illuminati enjoy hosting the most innocently planned pizza parties in all of providence,
or,
They're talking about having sex with children. Consider it. Nobody believed the Vatican was so full of pedophiles until that story blew up.

And coupled with that weird performance art video at the top of the page.

Either way this isn't looking good.

[rtil]

uh... is that email stating the ages of each girl saying they will be in a pool for their "entertainment"? and "you should bring all children that are available" is a really weird thing to say after "family friendly event"

i have been seeing the "pizza pages" stuff unfold over the day and whatever the fuck it is it's really damn weird

[Bamyasi]

I know right? It's like they're completely socially inept autistic sociopaths or completely socially inept autistic sociopaths who are also child molesters.

And even if it's only the former:



Who in the fuck spends 65k on fucking hot dogs when their country is trillions in debt who elected this clown oh right.

I guess they could conceivably be talking about drugs. There's just no way to spin this where it doesn't look terrible.

[rtil]

fred you're being a little passive aggressive there buddy

[Bamyasi]

Fred is such a bitch.

Here's the infograph Sam posted earlier, which I had to compress because it's too big for my web browser (the text is really blurry but worth squinting for) and the reddit thread it cites.

Even if this is all purely tin-foil hat bullshit it's fucking hilarious how disconnected the U.S. citizens are becoming from their aristocracy to the point we could be misinterpreting emails about pizza parties as being invitations to satanic child sex slavery cannibalism rituals.

This guy sums it up pretty well:



Brb someone's knocking at my window.

[rtil]

wow #spiritcooking exploded on twitter it's the top trend. if it reaches the churches sunday morning shillary can expect to lose a good base of the christian vote

[Necronomitr0n]

didn't realize my hometown was SO HIGH-ENERGY

[Bamyasi]

I wouldn't consider myself prone to believing conspiracy theories, but this shit is turning into the plot of killer7. We're not at MGS levels of crazy yet but certainly killer7.

http://pastebin.com/Sb3xXvdv
http://pastebin.com/RPTLE0W8
http://pastebin.com/Jn2LfXg4

If there's an inkling of truth to even a tenth of this, than de Sade is our greatest literary hero and Eyes Wide Shut will be remembered as the most important work of art OAT.

[SrsSam77]

I like how those high energy stickers are on a power transformer

[Bamyasi]

Marxist social critic and philosopher Slavoj Zizek tsundorses Trump (with video).

And there goes my last ounce of reservation. The Don is both the more legitimate conservative and progressive candidate.

GG no re.

[rtil]

pizza parties and spirit cooking aside, i wonder about the validity of this story. this is a huge federal crime if true

[SrsSam77]

It's only a scandal when a conservative does it

[SrsSam77]

Hey guys that idea about Bernie's candidacy I offered up was true the entire time

At least the socialists crawled out of the woodwork

also

[rtil]

how does this prove sanders is a plant? podesta is just talking like he knows hillary is going to win and they planned on her winning. these are candidates, by the way, who pledge they will support the eventual nominee. he also mentions the inevitable o'malley endorsement. all this is is posturing and pompousness on the part of podesta.