Splatoon

[rtil]

play ugly, bastardized versions of your favorite games on minecraft

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewp66sScqK0

[valiums]

riposte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKe-AdS7npI

[Bamyasi]

So have and of you cuddlefish actually played this yet or are we all to busy rubbing our tentacles on Mr. Talent's fanart?

Also RIP Satoru Iwata.

[SHADOWFOX2]

I want to play it but nobody I know has it.
And I am too depressed to even look at a Nintendo console now...console...heh...

[zwimmy]

I want to play it but nobody I know has it.
And I am too depressed to even look at a Nintendo console now...console...heh...

I can console you, if you'd like.

[rtil]

honestly it looks like one of those games that'd be fun for a few weeks and then starts to get repetitive. you're probably not missing out on much for how much you'd have to spend to play (console+game)

[zwimmy]

honestly it looks like one of those games that'd be fun for a few weeks and then starts to get repetitive. you're probably not missing out on much for how much you'd have to spend to play (console+game)

but squid kids

[Binary_2]

But food money

[rtil]

honestly it looks like one of those games that'd be fun for a few weeks and then starts to get repetitive. you're probably not missing out on much for how much you'd have to spend to play (console+game)

but squid kids

you can enjoy squid kids for free on the internet!

ok technically the internet isn't free but your price per squid kid is much better

[powermad80]

honestly it looks like one of those games that'd be fun for a few weeks and then starts to get repetitive. you're probably not missing out on much for how much you'd have to spend to play (console+game)

That's kind of why they're drip-feeding new content constantly, to stave that off as long as possible and keep things fresh.

I have it, it's fun and I don't regret buying it, but at the moment I'm really absorbed in other things (like 999).

[Bamyasi]

How far are you in 999?

[Unless]

Thanks to Splatoon, I keep on accidentally looking up the Scissor Sisters.

Also guys look at this amazing hidden secret guide you guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDqQ-qNrF_s

[Bamyasi]

I love Jake Shears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCYyFajRfoE

I suck at this game though.

[ZennyPLUS]

Am I the only faggot on this website with a Wii U?

Game looks garish but I'll buy it anyway. Looks way cooler than TF2.

OH OH ME, MEEEEE. I own one, just not... this game.

what drives the nintendrones to draw splatoon hentai? is it the kids? is it the squids? or is it both?

I remember seeing some poll that basically stated that nintydrones just like cartoon/hentai porn more than xbax and ps fans. I don't know why. But I can certainly tell a die hard ninty fan when I see one enter my store.

[Unless]

I have it on good authority that my younger brothers will be getting a Wii U and Splatoon from Santa this year, so I should be able to stay up all night playing that on several occasions over Christmas and then again, spread out every now and then.

[Bamyasi]

what drives the nintendrones to draw splatoon hentai? is it the kids? is it the squids? or is it both?

I remember seeing some poll that basically stated that nintydrones just like cartoon/hentai porn more than xbax and ps fans. I don't know why. But I can certainly tell a die hard ninty fan when I see one enter my store.

You forgot the secret ingredient.
[spoiler]It's autism.[/spoiler]

[ZennyPLUS]

what drives the nintendrones to draw splatoon hentai? is it the kids? is it the squids? or is it both?

I remember seeing some poll that basically stated that nintydrones just like cartoon/hentai porn more than xbax and ps fans. I don't know why. But I can certainly tell a die hard ninty fan when I see one enter my store.

You forgot the secret ingredient.
[spoiler]It's autism.[/spoiler]

[zwimmy]

burgz or pizz

[Bamyasi]

Okay so I've been playing this game a bit more on my own Wii U rather than just at friends places.

My main gripes are:

• I wish there was a way to switch out the multiplayer music (mostly annoying/obnoxious noise rock) for the dancey singleplayer stuff, which I really like.
• Of course I wish there were more game modes, like deathmatch, etc. and more maps in rotation at a time (maybe there are plans to implement this but I'm not following the development).
• Game feels tailor-made for filthy casuals who actually care about cosmetic character customization, which imo is the most unethical way to keep people playing your game. At least there's no microtransactional bullshit. That said, because the wardrobe is a selling point, I wish the perks were chosen by the player, or at least built-in. The randomization is lame.
• It's tacky as fuck in almost every sense of the word and gives me a headache. This isn't really much of a problem, but these are the same reasons I can't browse tumblr, a demographic this game feels designed in part to appeal to.

I like pretty much everything else though¹. It's definitely way more fun than Super Smash Bores, which has to be the most overrated series in existence (unless you have friends or something idk).

1. Especially the singleplayer music, which is pure sex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dGkfek7pxo

This has been an in-depth review of a children's game please join me next time for more autism.

Anyway yeah my network ID is miso_solly if anyone wants to splat me.