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Bamyasi

Just kidding I'm not posting art.

Instead, suggest an erotic short story for me to write.

If I'm feeling inspired
I'll whip something up
To sate your desires~
[spoiler]Oh and feel free to PM me if you're too embarrassed to request something publicly~[/spoiler]

Stu4U

Quote from: Evelynn on August 28, 2013 07:30 AM
"The Space Captain's Lonely Love-Slave"

'Deep in the somber emptiness of space, a cry of love disrupts the mundane everyday work adrift an otherwise quiet spacecraft...'


-Rtils future masterpiece of lust and love featuring Piper and Penny

BluPhoenix

suck my dicky xD
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

soup

id like a fantasy epic involving the wonderful Travis Ortmayer and myself

the style and setting should be reminiscent of Thomas Hardy's Tess of the d'Urbervilles, i can pay you in bitcoins if necessary

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Flash

"little jimmy gets his modem"

set in the late 90's

children's book

TRAGEDY

rtil

Quote from: Stu4U on April  7, 2014 04:28 PM
Quote from: Evelynn on August 28, 2013 07:30 AM
"The Space Captain's Lonely Love-Slave"

'Deep in the somber emptiness of space, a cry of love disrupts the mundane everyday work adrift an otherwise quiet spacecraft...'


-Rtils future masterpiece of lust and love featuring Piper and Penny
holy shit


zwimmy


Binary_2

Quote from: zwimmy on April  8, 2014 12:35 AM
zwimmy gets laid: a work of fiction

Fantasy genre



[Spoiler] Eve's space sex thingy featuring rtil's characters plz [/spoiler]





crackers

Hound of the Baskerville's

Sherlock Holmes discovers it is not a ghost dog that is tormenting the town but in fact a rabid Watson indulging himself in sick, perverted fantasies, where him and Sherlock dress up as slobbering beasts and fuck eachother senseless.

crackers

 The town is actually Sherlock's living thoughts - he lives in constant torment of his furry tendencies, where he tears off his deerstalker and instead stalks deer and penetrates them with a magnifying glass

bd648

FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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valiums

Quote from: tosh2.0 on April  8, 2014 08:28 PM
Hound of the Baskerville's

Sherlock Holmes discovers it is not a ghost dog that is tormenting the town but in fact a rabid Watson indulging himself in sick, perverted fantasies, where him and Sherlock dress up as slobbering beasts and fuck eachother senseless.
Quote from: tosh2.0 on April  8, 2014 08:30 PM
The town is actually Sherlock's living thoughts - he lives in constant torment of his furry tendencies, where he tears off his deerstalker and instead stalks deer and penetrates them with a magnifying glass

i will pay double what anyone else offers for this





crackers


Bamyasi

April Fools guys, I'm not actually doing this.
[spoiler]Just Kidding.
[spoiler]
Quote from: Stu4U on April  7, 2014 04:28 PM
Quote from: Evelynn on August 28, 2013 07:30 AM
"The Space Captain's Lonely Love-Slave"

'Deep in the somber emptiness of space, a cry of love disrupts the mundane everyday work adrift an otherwise quiet spacecraft...'


-Rtils future masterpiece of lust and love featuring Piper and Penny
I wish I could say this was my first fanfiction.

Please critique![/spoiler][/spoiler]

SHADOWFOX2

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