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rtil


soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

crackers

looks like art school hasn't beaten your penchant for lazy oval heads and overly-sexualised women out of you yet

mum will be most displeased

rtil

oil leaking robot head girl #1

bd648

more robot girls. though i must say that is a pretty unique design.
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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soup

thanks, i drew the robot first and then stuck the girl to it so maybe thats why it looks a little interesting haha

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

slack


soup

characters comics and saucy robot death warriors









"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

crackers

we return to the next episode of 'how to upset mother': this time, starring more over-sexualised 'Goku's'

listen to your mother she wrote you a haiku (she didnt but I wrote it in her place)

what are these weird gokus
I do not understand manga
is he a real pedophile?

wide child bearing hips...
a bodacious rack, so sexualised?
he has upset me

why an animator?
he will never get a job?
why? why not fine art?

i was an artist
once, but forced by circumstance
the dream abandoned

you have a chance now
that I never had, to thrive
yet you will blow it


soup

if i wasn't laughing so hard i'd be really fucking angry

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

BluPhoenix

#170
i wrote a haiku for soup's brother

the sun grows dim
a mysterious reflection
feel it come closer

a hand reaches
at another's front pocket
a package it contains

the blood flows through
with chilling thoughts within
harbor lips' work

once there was dick
now there is no more
but 60 paper sheets

taken from women
the yugioh deck remains
encrusted with semen
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

crackers

what has science done
now, now I must believe in
the heart of the cards

soup

please stop the haikus
a single tear leaves my eye
as i type these words






"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

jam1220

nicely done soupy mate

crackers

why do you insist on drawing huge chebs on EVERY SINGLE WOMAN

flatty mcchestersons are pretty attractive too

don't discriminate

soup

thanks jam also brother why are you leaving me messages here you are literally downstairs

also i forgot to upload this on boxing day dammit that was silly



"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

crackers

Imagine this scenario

(Mum is sleeping)

*goes up stairs*
*trips*
...
*pause*
*shouting*
*shouting intensifies*
*mums* (verb - act of mum being a mum)

Anyway, that drawing's pretty cute, nice pun on boxing day. I like the eyes. Don't know if it's just my unrealistic idea of women's legs, but to me it looks like she has some serious thunder thighs.

Also she's pulling off a nice Muhammed Ali stance, the whole semi-guard lowered thing, with emphasis on the footwork. I like it

rtil

Quote from: Thievin' stealberg on December 27, 2013 01:55 AM
why do you insist on drawing huge chebs on EVERY SINGLE WOMAN

flatty mcchestersons are pretty attractive too

Quote from: Thievin' stealberg on December 27, 2013 01:46 AM
some of this stuff is borderline paedophilia

make up your mind

Quote from: soup on December 27, 2013 01:59 AM



YEEEEEEEESSSSSS


soup

as an early/late christmas present can i have Thievin' stealberg scoured from the face of the internet thank you

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

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