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Ashington

This will be a topic where i will drop recipes for things i cook now and then. If anyone else wants to post things they've cooked and instructions feel free!

So first thing i will post about is trifle. You can prepare the various parts separately over the course of the day. However, I'd recommend you start with the jelly the night before, or the morning of the day you intend to have it.
'Cooking Dillys' provided by dilly ; )

Get hold of some jelly cubes and follow the instructions on the packet. Get the bowl you want to make the trifle in and fill up a third of the way (a little less if bowl is on the smaller side) with the jelly you just made and leave it to cool/set.



Next up you'll need to do the cake sponge layer.
You'll need: Butter 4oz/100g, self-rising flour 4oz/100g, castor sugar 4oz/100g, 2 eggs, cocoa powder 1 tablespoon and milk 1 tablespoon.

- Preheat oven to 180/350 Celsius/Fahrenheit. Blend together the butter and sugar in a food processor at a low speed for about a minute and then add the eggs one by one.
- Mix the cocoa into the flour through a sieve and add to the mix 1 spoonful at a time. Add one tablespoon of milk and blend until really smooth.
- Pour into a well-greased sandwich tin (20cm) and smooth over, but be sure to have it dip in the middle slightly as it will rise more there.
- Put into the oven, test after 20 minutes by poking a skewer through the centre, if dry its done, if not then check again every 5 minutes until ready.
- Take it out and let it cool in the tin for 5 minutes before removing carefully with a pallet knife. Once cooled, cut to fit the middle of the bowl

After this you can work on the custard layer.
You'll need: 3/4 pint/420ml of milk, custard powder 2 heaped tablespoons, cocoa 1 tablespoon and sugar 2 tablespoons

- Mix together the custard powder, cocoa and sugar into a measuring jug, add 2-3 tablespoons of the milk and mix to smooth paste.
- Put the rest of the milk into a saucepan and bring to boil on a low temperature.
- Once the milk is gently boiling, pour into measuring jug and mix thoroughly with the paste.
- Pour back into the saucepan and bring to boil on a low heat stirring continuously. Once thickened, pour over the sponge, leave to cool before adding cream.



Here are some reference pictures from my most recent one












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<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
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<@CVG> :D

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Shida

I will totally try this out on a day when I have a billion people to make a dessert for
(read: probably New Years)
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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BluPhoenix

goddamn that looks tasty
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[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

aether

positively scrumptious

lenko

<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

SHADOWFOX2

Looks really great!
The instructions are put together nice and organized with specifics and accuracy
Cooking dilly's comments provide a helpful amount of advice coupled with a healthy dose of uguu
The pictures really do the trick as well :]

Good going, and don't stop here!
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then again, sorry for that question

MarcK

oh marine blob = ashington now i got it, that's been bugging me for the longest time.

BluPhoenix

cooking dilly is fukin rad
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

dilly

^-^

also i want this very much

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
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Fuzz

Can I have a bite? It looks SOOOOOO good...

Mew_User

Teach me how to make
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MarcK

add 1 bamyasi to some soup + veggies.

Stir well  

Sapphire

Wow, that looks delicious.

Ashington

Quote from: KagamineShidaI will totally try this out on a day when I have a billion people to make a dessert for
(read: probably New Years)

Ok but only if i get to have some! =]

Quote from: shuraholy shit

Oh man, oh god!

Quote from: vegetai am so hungry

Better make a start on it!

Quote from: SHADOWFOX2Looks really great!
The instructions are put together nice and organized with specifics and accuracy
Cooking dilly's comments provide a helpful amount of advice coupled with a healthy dose of uguu
The pictures really do the trick as well :]

Good going, and don't stop here!

Cheers shad daddy, and thanks to those who helped me work on it!

Quote from: MarcKoh marine blob = ashington now i got it, that's been bugging me for the longest time.

Oh you!

Quote from: dillybar^-^

also i want this very much

Uguu!

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Dude that's like beyond my skill!

Quote from: SapphireWow, that looks delicious.

Thanks! =]

Thanks for all the nice feedback fellas. Although looking at it now i think i chose something a little much for an initial meal, so next thing i post will be simpler and something you'd be more inclined to make for yourself. Thanks again and i promise i wont take god knows how long to do the next one!
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

shura

i still dont really understand what the point of the jelly cubes is

Ashington

Quote from: shurai still dont really understand what the point of the jelly cubes is

Generally you put them in boiling water to a certain ratio to the cubes you have (for example with the ones i used i did 2/3 of the jelly cubes and 1 pint of boiling water) and then pour it into the bottom third of the bowl. I decided it was better to say follow the instructions on the packet because the packet someone else uses won't necessarily be the same size/quantity or have the same instructions. Hope this helped.
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

shura

i wasnt asking how to make jelly cubes. i wanted to know why you were making them. the first part of the recipe says "make jelly cubes" but you dont say what you're supposed to do with them once they are made

Ashington

Quote from: shurai wasnt asking how to make jelly cubes. i wanted to know why you were making them. the first part of the recipe says "make jelly cubes" but you dont say what you're supposed to do with them once they are made

Quote from: marine blobGet hold of some jelly cubes and follow the instructions on the packet. Get a large bowl and fill it up to a third of the way and leave it to cool/set before you proceed.



<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

SHADOWFOX2

I guess it's not obvious, but the bowl that the jelly is in is the same bowl he applies the sponge cake and everything else to afterwards
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

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