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Started by Ashington, November 3, 2010 09:06 PM

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shura

ohhh
thank you shad

Ashington

#21
To be honest i didn't think it needed anymore explaining then that especially with the photo references. I was also trying to avoid spelling everything out like people hadn't seen a spatula before. Next time i'll be sure to make sure it all reads nice and clearly thanks shad/sash.

Edit:I've reworked the Jelly instructions so hopefully it's much clearer now.
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<Ry99an> their dicks?

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Hnilmik

This makes me hunggy...

Thanks for sharing!

Ashington

Alrighty here's the second thing of the topic, Stuffed peppers! Cooking Dilly has taken off for the 'World Panda Neko Dance-Off' so she will be replaced by Cooking Shida, drawn and written by Shida.

Alrighty here are all the lovely things you are gonna need (feeding 2):
-4 large red peppers, tops cut off, cored and seeded, keep the tops
- salt
-Vegetable/cooking oil for the pan
- 1 small onion peeled and chopped finely
- 4oz/100g minced beef
-15ml/1 tablespoon tomato puree
-4 mushrooms peeled and chopped
- freshly chopped basil or 2.5ml/ ½ teaspoon of dried basil
- 15ml/ 1 teaspoon of cumin (optional)
- 4oz/100g of cooked rice
- 15ml/1 tablespoon of butter

-First off prep all the ingredients ready for use, you'll want half the amount of uncooked rice to boil to the amount of cooked rice you need.

Cooking Shida Sez:"Prepare everything before you begin, otherwise you'll be rushing about and you'll ruin EVERYTHING!"

-Get a large pan to put the prepped peppers into, fill It with water and put the peppers in, then bring to the boil, take the peppers out and rinse under cold and dry gently with kitchen towel.

Cooking Shida Sez:"Use a massive pan, the biggest you can find. Otherwise you'll have unevenly blanched peppers and no one wants unevenly blanched peppers."

- Put a spoon of oil into a frying pan. Add the onion and fry till golden brown, then add the mince and dice it up, stir constantly until fully browned. Preheat the oven at this time for 180oC/350oF.

Cooking Shida Sez:"Keep stirring often, otherwise you'll get weird onions and burn the mince to the pan! What a waste!"

-Stir into it in this order: tomato puree, mushrooms, basil, cumin (if used) and cook for 5 minutes. Afterwards take the pan off the heat and mix the rice in thoroughly.

Cooking Shida Sez:"Too much rice for your pan? Take it out and save it for another meal!"

- Stand the peppers in a deep ovenproof casserole dish, spooning the stuffing into and around the peppers. Put a small piece of the butter on each pepper and then put the lids back on, not sealing in the stuffing though. Cover the dish with foil and put into the oven (should be preheated by now) and leave for 40 minutes. Check the peppers are ready by poking with skewer, if soft when pierced, then it's ready. Serve strait from the dish.

Cooking Shida Sez:"Put some extra stuffing under your pepper to keep it in place while it cooks!"

There were a few too many pictures last time so here are just a couple of the end result to keep things simple:



Note: I made my example dish to feed 3 people instead of 2, make sure to adjust your ingredients accordingly when cooking for more/yourself!
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

Shida

Cooking Shida sez: Don't forget the most important ingredient of all; the bottle of wine I'll be drinking using the next time I make this.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
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<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

dilly

i'm a big fan of rice, so i may try this one day when i feel adventurous

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Necronomitr0n

cooking shida looks like a scott pilgrim character just sayin
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psi43

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DrRumack

can i be the next cooking person

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Ashington

Sure skype/irc/pm me about it
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

shura

i am definitely gonna make this. i love bell peppers and rice and stuff

Fuzz

I think you just became my favorite TBA member.

Ashington

Cool thanks i'll try and get the next one out in the next week or two!
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

BluPhoenix

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please, rtil, turn that into a smiley on the forums
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

spite

#34
man I love stuffed peppers.  I'm gonna have to try this.

Quote from: Ashington
Cooking shida is adorable where can I get one

Ashington

#35
Alrighty! The third thing being made is cheesecake! Now because she was caught drinking all the cooking wine in storage I've had to sack Cooking Shida. So here this time it's Cooking Scrib, done by MrScriblam.

What you're gonna need to prepare:
175g/6oz of digestive biscuits, crushed
75g/3oz of melted butter (melt it slowly over a pan or in a microwave at a low temperature)
1kg/2lb of full fat soft cream cheese
250g/9oz of caster sugar
4 eggs
40g/1 1/2oz plain flour
300ml/10 fl oz of soured cream
1 lemon rind grated
Oven preheated to 180oC/350oF

1. Mix the crushed biscuits with the melted butter in a bowl. Pour this mix into a greased 23cm/9inch spring form tin and spread it out and press it down evenly all over the base (make sure you do use a spring form tin or you're going to have an interesting time getting it out later on!) Bake in the preheated oven for 10 minutes. Take it out after this time to cool but leave the oven on.

Cooking Scrib sez: "Make sure you crush the biscuits properly before you mix them with the butter. I recommend a kitchen hammer or rolling pin to pummel them properly. This'll be a good chance to vent any childhood anger relating to bullying, you know you want to!"

2.Put the remaining ingredients in a big mixing bowl and mix them all together thoroughly. Pour the mix slowly and evenly into the tin and put it back in the oven for 35 minutes. Switch off the oven and leave it to cool for 2 hours.

Cooking Scrib sez: "I know it's your baby and you want to make sure it's doing ok but DO NOT open the oven while it's cooling,  if you do the cheesecake might crack and you will feel pwned and gay! Although it might just crack anyway, it does that sometimes!"

3. Remove from the oven and leave it on the side until it's cold. Remove from the spring form tin carefully with a palette knife and place on a serving plate (if you didn't listen to me earlier and used a non spring form tin you're pretty much fucked!) Put on any toppings you might want to add and serve!

Cooking Scrib sez: "If you were unfortunate enough to get cracks in your cheesecake don't despair, you can use your topping to cover up the cracks and you just need to be careful when removing it from the tin. If you don't have a topping then don't worry, looks aren't everything *snerk*"





Cooking Dilly Cameo Sez: http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/945/898t6D_mah%20guh%20luh%20cheesecake.mp3
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

Thor

#36
that looks delicious

Shida

Wow, cheesecake  doesn't even look that hard to do, I must try it soon!!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

dilly

i love it how simple it is to make, but it looks so good

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

BluPhoenix

goddam i always have the urge to eat somethin after seeing this thread

















also
Quote from: Ashington Cooking Dilly Cameo Sez: http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/945/898t6D_mah%20guh%20luh%20cheesecake.mp3
yes YES
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

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