zhi goes to jail

[zhicago]

its a bit of a long read but everyone is telling me to post it outside of irc so here you go

edit:erased bbl

[Wasim]

who

[zhicago]

who

me

[Fluffkomix]

well at least you were arrested for the small stuff and not all the big stuff like the ipods and shit. i doubt they would've let you go then.

bad experience but some good came out of it i guess, i mean you know what it'll be like if you get caught.

[zhicago]

it's great that i got away with the bigger stuff but it really blows that i was told i was stealing when for once, i didnt even mean to

[Wasim]

it's great that i got away with the bigger stuff but it really blows that i was told i was stealing when for once, i didnt even mean to

what goes around comes around

[zhicago]

it's great that i got away with the bigger stuff but it really blows that i was told i was stealing when for once, i didnt even mean to

what goes around comes around

indeed. i think im over it

[trent bortknob]

at lEASt the swat didnt shoot your dog

[iinnkk]

i never liked highlighters

[emanhattan]

 what a sad experience

I hope you never again have to go over something so akward and horrible as that

[billy]

sounds like you had a great time

did you learn your lesson

[zhicago]

sounds like you had a great time

did you learn your lesson

yes billy i have

but i was listening to you!!! i hadnt done anything since you told me not to do it anymore. thats why this came as such a shock

[lenko]

disgusting, you are a disgrace to all marker pen fans, get out

[creamcorn]

<+wwchicken> the moral of this story is
<+wwchicken> women are dumb

[lenko]

<+wwchicken> the moral of this story is
<+wwchicken> women are dumb

thievery is dumb too, this makes zhi double dumb

[billy]

crime doesn\\\'t pay

give the money from the fenced goods to charity and never steal again

[psi43]

karma

[billy]

(7:42:18 PM) Joel: lmao its the two tba camps
(7:42:21 PM) Joel: suckups and cynics

[lenko]

[22:11] <@Zhi> guard comes in, calls my name
[22:11] <+wwchicken> bitch

^lmao im sure this wasn't intentional but it made me laugh

[billy]

(7:48:04 PM) billy: i only shoplift things i can stick up my ass
(7:48:09 PM) wwchicken: i used to steal pokemon cards
(7:48:19 PM) sashur: lmao
(7:48:19 PM) mrscriblam: i only shoplift women
(7:48:28 PM) fluffkomix: i only steal hearts <3
(7:48:28 PM) billy: ^
(7:48:35 PM) Put: ^
(7:48:35 PM) billy: i shoplift women
(7:48:42 PM) billy: and morbidly obese
(7:48:43 PM) sashur: back before pirating, i shoplifted cd's
(7:49:01 PM) sashur: only the ones without the security case tho :/
(7:49:01 PM) billy: before cds i shoplifted records
(7:49:10 PM) sashur: did you shove em up your butt
(7:49:22 PM) wwchicken: billys got a big ol butt
(7:49:22 PM) billy: yes
(7:49:30 PM) Put: before records I shoplifted musiscians
(7:50:00 PM) sashur: i mostly just steal stuff i need
(7:50:01 PM) fluffkomix: before musicians i shoplifted rocks.
(7:50:08 PM) sashur: like soap
(7:50:12 PM) billy: i only steal what i need
(7:50:14 PM) sashur: and small things
(7:50:15 PM) wwchicken: eyeliner
(7:50:22 PM) wwchicken: lipgloss
(7:50:23 PM) Assington: you steal midgets sash?
(7:50:27 PM) billy: and right now i NEED that electronic device up my ass!
(7:50:30 PM) Assington: midgets need sum stealing too!
(7:50:37 PM) sashur: i have stolen makeup before lmao
(7:50:49 PM) fluffkomix: hide it in your snatch
(7:50:50 PM) wwchicken: oh i was talking about myself but ok
(7:50:51 PM) nonzop: before musicians i shoplifted rocks
(7:50:51 PM) billy: did you stick it up your ass?
(7:51:03 PM) fluffkomix: pleasurable AND rewarding
(7:51:06 PM) sashur: no, thats what i have a vagina for
(7:51:13 PM) Assington: the snatchalleys
(7:51:14 PM) billy: they stopped selling makeup in the clamshell design because ladies would stick it up their tootoos and walk out of the store
(7:51:19 PM) sashur: its an bottomless abyss
(7:51:22 PM) nonzop: i want a vagina
(7:51:26 PM) sashur: i can fit everything in there
(7:51:29 PM) billy: i want a vhole
(7:51:32 PM) sashur: its a black hole
(7:51:36 PM) billy: but on my back
(7:51:38 PM) fluffkomix: she can probly shoplift a 50" TV in that thing
(7:51:39 PM) ***wwchicken gets half a boner
(7:52:08 PM) Assington: billy monks and the vhole abyss
(7:52:19 PM) sashur: i wish i had a second vagina
(7:52:23 PM) billy: !!!!
(7:52:24 PM) sashur: so i could steal 2x the shit
(7:52:25 PM) billy: that would be perfect!
(7:52:30 PM) sashur: i know right???
(7:52:33 PM) billy: what about 8x vaginas
(7:52:37 PM) sashur: oh man
(7:52:40 PM) billy: like on ur elbows
(7:52:41 PM) billy: and knees
(7:52:46 PM) sashur: i could steal 8 cd's at teh same time
(7:52:46 PM) billy: and one on each ass cheek
(7:52:47 PM) Put: you hava a vag and ass for a reason sash
(7:52:54 PM) Assington: just cover someone in vag's
(7:53:01 PM) ***wwchicken gets a 5/8th boner
(7:53:07 PM) Assington: pussy packmule
(7:53:17 PM) sashur: i dont stick stuff in my ass i am a respectable lady i just stick it in my huge vag
(7:53:20 PM) fluffkomix: he just got a 100/160th boner
(7:53:21 PM) sashur: yessir
(7:53:54 PM) sashur: lets stop talking about vaginas