zhi goes to jail

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emanhattan

#20
May 9, 2010 12:06 AM
^lmao

jjjjjjjjjj

#21
May 9, 2010 12:33 AM
irc chatlog

Crabarms

#22
May 9, 2010 12:54 AM
That's crazy! I would never imagine a fine of 2600 dollars for something so little.
But I imagine its pretty much a deterrent so people wouldn't steal again.

trent bortknob

#23
May 9, 2010 02:36 AM
stealing is bad you wouldn't want som1 to steal from you right wlel then why do you do it FUCKu

CoolDrMoney

#24
May 9, 2010 03:54 AM
zhi got dem big ol buns she can fit alot of junk in dat trunk teh
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

Casey Pixmintro

#25
May 9, 2010 04:03 AM
Wow that really really really sucks
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

lenko

#26
May 9, 2010 05:37 AM
Quote from: IxintroWow that really really really sucks

sucks even more that zhi has disgraced the marker community. enjoy your 30 day ban from the marker community for supporting a marker thief ix
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

DrRumack

#27
May 9, 2010 05:48 AM
markers are fucking shit crayons for life

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

Necronomitr0n

#28
May 9, 2010 07:10 AM
Quote from: J_Seedirc chatlog
yeah man geez irc chatlogs are so gaygod



also that really sucks zhi sorry about that blah blah filler etc.



also fuck markers and crayons, baby crap

colored pencils represent
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

jjjjjjjjjj

#29
May 9, 2010 07:18 AM
that first one is brilliant and that second one was to troll anigen and it worked well

Necronomitr0n

#30
May 9, 2010 07:35 AM
chatlogs is chatlogs
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Gerkinman

#31
May 9, 2010 07:58 AM
You crazy Americans, when your not stealing Indians land, Terrorists oil or Australia's best actors your out there stealing high lighters. Tsk Tsk...

Wasim

#32
May 9, 2010 01:56 PM
moral of the story: fuck you
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

Kött

#33
May 9, 2010 03:11 PM
Depite this topic is quite entertaining I am quite shocked about how many people here that I really respect have actually stolen. I have never actively shoplifted in my entire life... there was this one time I was in a hardware store with my mother and my grandmother when I was still a toddler... My grandmother put some really cheap shit in my hood and my mother didn't say anything about it. Of course 'we' got caught and we all ended up getting a lifelong house ban from that store. I was about 2 or 3 years old and I couldn't even talk back then, being abused as a tool for shoplifting... it was a fucking insolence since it wasn't even like they couldn't affort the shit they were trying to steal, my grandmother is a pretty rich bitch and I have no idea why she has done that...

And this is one of the reasons why I despise any kind of shoplifting. Some people steal things though they actually would have enough money to buy it but are either just too greedy to spend the money on it or they just can't get enough, trying to actually make profit of a crime. For selling shit they don't own. For earning or saving money due to the loss of others' goods. Normal people have to work hard for this shit and others just take it, getting away with it...

Or to express it in other words: I was hoping the first lines of that chatlog were nothing but a dumb joke... It wasn't even a necessary part for the story whose absence would have made it incomplete, the only thing that it did was preventing me from pitying your for this little misadventure. Of course I love irony but posting informations like that about yourself on a public internet forum is just foolish. -no offense
:3

trent bortknob

#34
May 9, 2010 03:46 PM
the moral of the story is it doesn't matter if you get caught or not it's  bad because it's bad

zhicago

#35
May 9, 2010 04:11 PM
Well Kott, I think the point that many people here are missing is the fact that I did not intend to steal anything. I stopped shoplifting back in march for good. I was raised in a house where stealing from large corporations and big chains was normal. My friends do it. My family did it. Thus is, or rather was, the way of life for me. I learned so many tricks from my stepfather when I was growing up... how to distract the LP if they were watching you, using crying children as a distraction, how to remove security tags and when to identify them as dummy tags (you know those ink tags on clothes? Pointless to take them off before you steal clothes. Theres no security measure in them. Once you get the clothes home, stick em in the freezer. The ink will freeze and you can cut off the tag.) etc.

But on this particular day, I couldnt carry everything I had and slipped a pack of gum in my pocket and highlighters in the other WITH FULL INTENTION of paying for them. I remembered to pull the gum out. The highlighters, however, I did not remember to take out, because they were in a pocket where I also had my nintendo ds, and the pack happened to be the same size as my ds and I just didnt realize I had anything in there by the time I got up to the counter. I paid for everything else.

Stealing is wrong no matter what you do, but the point of this story was that despite the fact I had given up on shoplifting, I was still sent to jail for a crime I didn't even intend to commit.

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

Mew_User

#36
May 9, 2010 04:11 PM
Justice

Casey Pixmintro

#37
May 9, 2010 04:15 PM
Fuck da police
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

lenko

#38
May 9, 2010 04:16 PM
Quote from: zhicagoI was raised in a house where stealing from large corporations and big chains was normal. My friends do it. My family did it. Thus is, or rather was, the way of life for me.

Born into an order of thieves, Zhi must make the ultimate sacrifice in this blockbuster action thriller. "Zhicago Talks About Pens And Jail" is hitting cinemas this Friday. Acclaimed critic Roger Ebert said "it is most definitely a film about thievery"
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

zhicago

#39
May 9, 2010 04:21 PM

im the grey fox im the real grey fox

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you
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